Wild Bill Jones

"can I get you a drink?"

14 Miller High Lifes

@itskaywayyyy holy FUCK IM A WALL

i’m so h*rny i could fuck a wall

@WORLDSTAR His beard looks like wide open asshole. Figure it out dumbass

Y'all giving this white boy the N pass? 👀

all retarded on the frontal lobe

drinking beer and backroading and found a dude that’s been stuck in a ditch for hours with his sons lmfao yanked em right out and kept cruising i love having a daggum turbodiesel bro

@shwangardini are you gonna smoke some darts in that thing?

Reclines too

SHES SO CUTE OMG i swear she put crack in this drop

Bomb Iran? Buddy I just bombed a drive right down the fairway

Just tapping in to let everyone know my mustache looks like dogshit

Valentines day was a movie

Tuff

Deer fucking suck at staying alive

I can’t remember shit and I’m terrible at my job.

Baseball season starts in 6.5 hours

@GR1PRE4PER thats how it works

Pkers when they find you doing a clue scroll:

Soaring headfirst into my fridge to grab another miller high life

@tiffdidwhat Nailed it

tiffany day