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OFFICIALLY SCHEDULED FOR BRAIN SURGERY TOMORROW MORNING HELL YEAH

@optionswinging maybe i know more unc people than you but no they didn’t

@BootleggedChad Yeah yeah so did everyone else

i picked vcu over unc for my bracket fuck yeah

ngl it would be kind of funny if trump did some crazy shit tomorrow

yes i know ball

of course a cia man would fuck everything up

princess is a gem

twd last few seasons thread

@twittytwister35 @EggerDC it’s a joke bb

@EggerDC @BootleggedChad It’s…. It’s a cartoon of fictional characters

Not to be a killjoy but that monkey's not gonna learn how to read

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

I will never be offended by anything Sabrina Carpenter does because I am not the kind of man these songs are about.

LMFAOOO THIS IS THE CLUB I WORK AT please yall need to look at the rest of the reviews bc they’re so funny

everyone can't have autism some of y'all are lying

I’m hopelessly in love. And before you try to tell me this is fake, I’ve already notarized this picture and headline