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OFFICIALLY SCHEDULED FOR BRAIN SURGERY TOMORROW MORNING HELL YEAH

chat i started antidepressants again because life had become unbearable with a debilitating brain injury and now i’m at the point where i have a boost of energy from the meds but also life is still unbearable and this is what i call the channel of showdown with suicide

i would actually just like to be completely drugged out for the foreseeable future ngl

you’re just not correct @nytimes

vibe lmao

@MemeOfSteel_ you mean the place where they liked raping pool boys? oh god am i shocked

Don't be surprised if you see LGBTQ content in Nolan's The Odyssey.

i had a dream where i was beefing with taylor switf.

@PathToManliness idk why everyone is hating when this is exactly the way

I get why kids aren’t racing to get their driver’s licenses anymore. Cars are expensive. Insurance is absurd. Gas isn’t cheap. A trip through the Taco Bell drive-thru somehow requires a consultation with your financial advisor. But young bucks, listen to the millennial: You are massively overestimating how much money is required to have fun. We were broke too. We just had lower standards. Millennials would pile six people into a 1994 Toyota Previa with a check engine light that had achieved permanent residency. Someone knew a lake. Someone’s older brother knew how to acquire questionable booze. Someone had $11. Download every fast food app on your phone. Become a scholar of the value menu. Split gas. Buy a football. Find a swimming hole. Go fishing with equipment your dad hasn’t touched since 2004. Build a fire where you’re legally allowed to build a fire. Go to minor league baseball games. High school football games. Free concerts. County fairs. Hiking trails. Run a stupid 5K together. Get six friends and invent a competition so poorly organized someone nearly loses a shoe. Stop waiting for entertainment to be sold to you. That’s the trap. You think “going out” means spending $80 at a restaurant, buying $17 cocktails and paying $40 to park because that’s what adults on Instagram do. You’re 17. Your advantage is that nobody expects you to have any money. Get your license if you can. Get a shitty car. Find five good friends. Then go. The lake is still there. The woods are still there. The girls are still out there. Taco Bell still occasionally makes serious accounting errors on its app. Your youth is too valuable to spend complaining that fun got expensive. Become cheaper. Become more creative. Go make some stories. Just have one of you stay sober and drive the shitty van home.

@bigndapants69 no one is going to buy socks lol

@BootleggedChad Oh no Chad oh no. Skipping socks and going straight to underwear… 😬

how does one go about selling underwear

@blazar_jones well yes

@BootleggedChad Mrs. Maisel did more than that...

i would have been such a good upper middle class jewish housewife in the 1950s

my dementia meds are making me feel worse i stg

my laptop is dying and this is what i’m dealing with

losing my social scene has made me feel like a feral gnat.

i asked with this photo and it changed its answer lmao

i asked which celebrity i looked like based off this photo and he said sophie turner which is just like… no

@CannonCalv39096 @nogunjou @Jordan456257099 @Spoiled_Bat he’s automatically a creep because he’s recording them btw

@nogunjou @Jordan456257099 @Spoiled_Bat Right nah asking women about themselves is now considered creepy especially in a city that’s 24/7 and has bigger nightlife than most cities.

Men with meta glasses showing the world that they cannot read body language, loudly verifying everything women have been saying for years that yall have been denying. Yall are creeps and weirdos and think harassing disinterested vulnerable women is "flirting".