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@BobertRent @nowherelad1 The tonal constrast between the mascots used in children’s cartoons and the horrors of execution via firing squad

@nowherelad1 What is the joke

telletubbie execution

@bullbornsaint @GabrielCotonete Pushing him out the window leads to becoming a tree wizard and king Gqlden hqnd PQTRIQTS in CQNTRQL

@GabrielCotonete @Bootmanbill420 #Deserved

@GabrielCotonete @bullbornsaint Well yknow who among us is without sin

@Bootmanbill420 @bullbornsaint

@cerseified I feel like narratively she mirrors Ned in a lot of ways, while they both fail in navigating the court politics I feel like in both cases it’s mostly due to being outmaneuvered by stronger players rather than sheer incompetence

@cerseified I also think it’s interesting that she is half correct, there is someone in the walls and it’s an infinitely more reasonable assumption to think it’s Tyrion and not Varys who also can disguise himself as a jailer

not to beat a dead horse but i think cersei's paranoia of tyrion is completely valid and one of the more disturbing aspects of affoc, rather than amusing as most people sadly find it. cersei earned tyrion's hatred but that doesn't fully make her fears irrational

@silvermoonboy01 @sephirothrule34 Ik, I was just making a joke since the other 2 replies jokingly assume Jon is being referenced by the “alcoholic milf” and “teenage girl”

@Bootmanbill420 @sephirothrule34 bran

one of the best things about asoiaf and why its even to this day running circles around other fantasy is that a character like this one is completely tangential to the story. Your actual main characters are teenage girls, handicaped boy, alcoholic dwarf,a schizoid milf etc

@regularaugust Teenagers are… problematic makers….

I feel this kind of thing was common when I was in high school too. Teenagers are edgy and will try to get under your skin when they’re stuck in one place all day. Used to be just repeating South Park bits though

@cerseidefender Like yep he’s being played by euron and Moqorro and it’s obvious to the reader, it’s funny how much he hates monkeys but like nothing has actually come of how stupid he is (yet)

@cerseidefender Cerseis folly is honestly more interesting since there’s more real consequences in her environment and we actively see that through her actions and the actions of others Victorians Idiocracy is fun to laugh at (and he is called stupid quite often) but his is more meme-y

mind you victarion is dumb as rocks yet this fandom doesn’t call him stupid every other day

@LobeFinnedMari @TheChungus691

@TheChungus691 King in Yellow for babies basically

No idea what this channel or video is about, but I already know that it will be fucking awful and every comment will be about how much of a life changing masterpiece it is

@its_hipolita This is actually a great way of communicating the character is a huge game of thrones fan

Yuzuriha would neverrrr pull a millennial coworker-ass quote when talking to a woman she wants to fuck.

Part of loving and supporting JP-EN localization efforts and the difficult task of conveying information, character and personality to as wide an audience as possible also involves calling out when a loc choice just Sucks Ass.

@SMSamuel274752 People talk about Ada like shes real not a rather common femme fatal trope (not to say I dont see the vision but like lets be fr)

@SMSamuel274752 Double agent who falls for their mark is one of the oldest tropes in the book its really not unfathomable?

they aren’t real so yeah

@dsosarod @bi_swamp_thing @zaryaismywife well use the same de-aging technology Tobin bell utilized in saw 3d

@bi_swamp_thing @Bootmanbill420 @zaryaismywife No need, with his talent Charles Dance will be the most convincing 100+ years old playing a 6 years old

every time i remember tywin was egg’s cupbearer it makes me laugh. like sometimes its hard for me to conceptualize the connection between AKOTSK and ASOIAF and then i realize they’ve met and tywin did not come into the world fully formed as a 60 year old man

"David Anal Sex Lynch, you are named after two of the most conservative things I ever knew"

@girlfailsansa George making a rough outline of his trilogy to send to publishers:

gen z is trying to cancel jonrya?

@YoungerPope It’s definitely a solid one, I do think varamyr “woooow it sure is awesome a warg can resurrect I sure hope no other other wargs die in this book” six skins is probably my second favourite. (Would be first if not for the pate like the pig boy mic drop at the end of feast)

@Bootmanbill420 People shit on ACOK all the time but I think it’s my favorite prologue just for Maester Cressen not even giving a full thought to “boy it’s weird he’s nothing like how he was described before the drowning, well anyway time to die I guess”

So much good writing in ASOIAF throughout, so many different vibes that are captured in the show but they never understood the way GRRM can send a shiver up your spine, not in horror at something terrible, but the feeling of being creeped out. That’s how his magic makes you feel.