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@lishaindastris I love your new guy, I just hope he can learn to love humans cus the way he's going (and the way he's leaking down below) I know at least one human who's learning to love him! Ehehe, great work!

Blueberry alien👽🫐 The guy was just hungry, don't blame him for that. Despite his size, he is still ready to conquer the humanity!!.. ..If he can catch it up.

@GoldenAgeSchizo @nunaambon Ah shit you know how to say thank you, can't be like Donald Trump then </3

@BootstheB @nunaambon lol wtf 😂 this is the most Reddit-tier post I’ve read today. Thank you for making me laugh.

Time to make the Europeans jealous!!

@GoldenAgeSchizo @nunaambon Ironically, you, much like Donald Trump, help create unity By making such shit takes and saying such shit things that people who don't like eachother end up agreeing together on things. Thank you for bringing together another european coalition and promoting unity against you <3

So I simply made a post criticizing Europeans and Americans for arguing over the most stupidest and lamest things. I criticized Americans for being unhealthy, and Europeans for being weak. Nevertheless, everyone in the comments (mostly from 🇬🇧🇩🇪🇳🇱) is attacking me for putting this out. The West really has fallen. This kind of division, suicidal empathy, and artificial patriotism is what lead to it. We’re no longer proud of our shared ancestry, so we’ve conditioned ourselves to hate each other over some politics that actually harm our own native people. Americans and Europeans are brothers, cousins and should work as a family. We’re both being attacked by foreign invaders and face similar problems, but instead will simply compete over who is the most gayest and beat their chest for destroying themselves before the other does as well.

@GoldenAgeSchizo @misterfibuli @hmv666 @nunaambon So, your response to "I live here and these articles are cherry picked" is "Erm well you're dumb! UK people like football you're just not focusing on the truth man!" Grow up, it's that this ragebait is funny or else you'd be a sad man. Guess your @ is very accurate though.

@misterfibuli @hmv666 @nunaambon What’s shite? Your intellect? 😂 Maybe stop watching football and focus on reality more.

@GoldenAgeSchizo @Jagger40Jack @fa_morel @rauldaza @nunaambon The problem is the bar of entry my man. It costs a kid in Europe either a lot of planning, stealing a gun, or going hunting for a long time to cause a school massacre or, hell, shoot up a mall. In America, your unstable kids and adults can acquire one probably within a day.

@Jagger40Jack @fa_morel @rauldaza @nunaambon Bro, in London you have a knife attacks about every second. They banned knives, yet people still carry out these attacks. In the U.S., we have a lot of violence because we’re a multiethnic nation, which makes it a low trust society where people can’t assimilate with one another.

@GoldenAgeSchizo @TobiasSeidler @Krollis3 @nunaambon Then we'll shake our heads and curse ourselves for immigrating to the United States. Frankly, given what the fruitcake in office is doing in America its the americans who should worry about the military turning against its own people.

@TobiasSeidler @Krollis3 @nunaambon And if your military isn’t as strong as your enemies? What if your military ends up turning against its own people?

@lishaindastris Also adorable representation with the scarring, you're so inclusive!

Blimp date on the beach🍎 Bigger the better, right?

@lishaindastris Looking amazing! Definitely love how happy she seems. Just miffed she didn't ask me on a date </3 Good job on another great piece of art!

@fatgety Which accounts?

im just noticing some big fetish accounts have me blocked what the hell did I do

@kilerorigin @TePeS101 Did you really post this on a poll by TePas? Smh

@TePeS101 Red are either all freaks, or they failed this basic reading comprehension test, speaking magnitudes about their claims of being "rational"

Everyone on earth takes a vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, nothing happens. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button START INFLATING UNCONTROLLABLY. Which button do you press?

@5admeme 3

Lets play a game, press a button and comment what you picked. Whatever team gets the least votes gets inflated by the other 3. 1 pump per vote. Good Luck.

@lishaindastris And separate still I totally agree, this is the most intimate kind of expansion/inflation, and I just wish I could make the poor boy feel better so he doesn't have to cry or be a single dad </3

Mpreg request from DA. To be honest, I draw this kind of thing quite rarely, but I think it’s the most gentle kind of inflation or belly-kink, you know..

@lishaindastris Also separate but it's a fun headcanon to say this is due to the dragon animation's aftermath. Poor guys's got a young wyrm swimming around inside of him like he's a big egg!

@lishaindastris Oh poor Jaden deserves so much care and love in this state. Maybe Alex (Or a fat rat) could give the poor boy some belly rubs to feel better about his predicament <3

@lishaindastris I'd say 'i'm so happy I could kiss you' but i'd rather kiss Jaden /j Just kidding, and don't worry ALL art you make is great! Your version of a Ghast certainly was very appealing to me more than any other version i've seen yet. Keep up the great work! :D

@BootstheB Don't worry! Jaden is still my main character and the next art will be with him!

Inflation laser beam!👽 My new character - Jackie, son of an alien invader. Alas, he is too clumsy to conquer the planet, but one day he will definitely succeed!

@AtelierMilka You go girl! (Or boy but y'know, dealer's choice on if you wanna take it for Milka or yourself ;P)

@AtelierMilka @alguien9955 Looking great, she'll (b)eat her way through all standing between her and her quest!

@lishaindastris LOVE ITTT!!!! You did beautiful work here, even if you took some liberties to portray both a cube and a ghast ;) But you know the common mention i'll be adding... THIS WOULD LOOK GREAT WITH JADEN! Don't hate the player hate the artist who made him such a hunger-inducing boyo!

Thick Ghast got caught by magma cube🔥 This is my favourite mob in Minecraft, so I decided to give him some "love". No violence! He likes everything, I asked.

@lishaindastris Also he's entered the RIGHT House, only wrong thing here is that Jaden's not equally big. Good job on the size btw! You really made it look great in my opinion!

Mandela inflation catalogue😈 Analog horror won't be scary anymore once you figure out how to turn the alternates into a balloon🎈