Ben Drankin

@dshortestchode The Jews

What happened to Fireflies? they used to be everywhere in the summer and now I feel like I haven’t seen one in years

At No. 96, the Steelers selected Iowa G Gennings Dunker.

Anyone mind if I turn on Roses and play Tate Sage highlights?

Ben McCollum is such a basketball psycho. What a performance with this Iowa team

You are Biden

@dshortestchode Van champ

Hey twitter fam, are yall tapped into the greatest leg of darts ever?

Going from Tomlin to McCarthy is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt

This was a entire Mike Tomlin season in a single game

Watching the Aaron Rodgers 2 minute drill for possibly the last time

INVESTIGATE KYLER DUGGERS FANDUEL ACCOUNT NOW.

Nick Herbig will get a sack tonight

I’m going to shove my genitals in an outlet.

@dshortestchode We’re back…

@BoozeBallSports All roads lead to 9-8

I said I wasn’t gonna say it, but I really want to.

@NDFootball You’re such pussies. If you want to make a statement on how you should have been in, go dominate a bowl game.

Snowed in, damnit…

@LukeyTotals Let’s martingale

We are doubling down. This UConn team is too good!! Let’s get some of this money back the Huskies owe us!! (Not game of the year) UConn -5.5

Why tf do they close the bars at 2? Biden fucked everything up

I was the captain of the Edmund Fitzgerald

@LukeyTotals I’d trust you with my first born, let’s ride.

GAME OF THE YEAR‼️‼️ UCONN HUSKIES -4.5