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I can hold a cigar and look confused while staring at an ipad. I am a human tornado, it's hard to explain. He/Him

Katılım Haziran 2014
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I prefer to use the larger stalls in public restrooms as I like to have the option to walk around.
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Not everyone can.
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It’s weird that it is frowned upon to say “I hate my job” while at work, but people laugh and cheer when you exclaim “tgif am I right?!”
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Whenever I get a tummy ache I remember that the lord gives his toughest battles to his strongest warriors.
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“It’s five o’clock somewhere.” I say as I start on my second dozen doughnuts.
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Your discarded lunch bag from yesterday says the ‘calling is there’ for him to run for president
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WWJD= What Would Jesus Do? DJWW= Did Jesus start World War 2?
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“Girl dinner.” He mutters to himself as he grabs another donut.
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The more virgin the olive oil, the less flavor.
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I mean, we didn’t stop calling it twitter, why would we call it a different gulf?
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Amazon is trying to sell me tear away pants and I’m sitting here like, what am I a stripper? What kind of money do they make? Would I be able to pull it off?
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They fly everyday! Why do eggs cost more now?
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And then a voice said to me; “Tonight you will be visited by three spirits’” “They are all cats.” “One of them will bite.”
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