Speling Bee Champin Brandon

It’s gonna be a white boy summer, followed swiftly by a nuclear winter

If you told an AI to write the finish to a random wrestling main event, this might be what it produces. And it's awesome.

@TrainBoom Fell to my knees in the Walmart parking lot with a broom between my legs

Facebook is down. How is the Quadball community expected to survive this?? Most club teams are millennials who only communicate on messenger 😭😭

@Cowboy_Christ What I always tell my council person “if you want to get rid of violent crime, you get rid of traction”

@Cowboy_Christ The Downfall of all of the YoutTube celebrities from 2010-2015 isn’t gonna watch itself

Thank you

They should have made George Lopez the Blue Beetle

@miniaturemaya You can always have the kids make some of the crafts you want and then say it’s a “class project” so you don’t have to do it.

Being a non crafty teacher is the ultimate struggle

@miniaturemaya We try

Y’all a lil mean sometimes

@bludgercontrol There are SHINIES in the game?

ofc my first pokemon sleep shiny would be a metapod

Whoa. I don’t even want to click “Show” here, this showed up like 10 seconds after I hit send

My Insta polls are becoming less of actual polls and more of a game with pre-written dialogue options. Like Skyrim or Outer Worlds, except instead of responding to what I said, you have to pick “big fan of space heaters” or “my dandruff has become uncontrollable”

Someone post another bombshell in the forums, I only need a few points before I become Amethyst Brandon

@bludgercontrol I also think they should film him doing the cocaine

i think they should let joe biden do the cocaine they found at the white house

Come on down to the East Coast, where you can have your face seared off by the sun, or be drowned by the rain

@USQuadball2go I s2g

goddamn was i funny or what

goddamn was i funny or what

@whimsicali27 The lies must end

@BorgesFSG Brandon I think you tweeted this from the wrong account bud

@whimsicali27 Was he the one drawing your blood?

No update on Cute Neighbor, so we're moving on to Cute Engineer I Met In The Blood Donation Center Waiting Room Who Talked To Me About Math