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America. The country that turns up late to every war, loses them, and then builds a monument to itself for showing up at all.
Korea? Lost. Vietnam? They literally ran away. Iraq? Lost, couldn’t fix it, and left the bill on the table. Afghanistan? Twenty years, two trillion dollars, and the Taliban had the keys back before the last helicopter cleared the roof.
And now Trump is standing at a podium, chest out, telling the world this is the greatest military victory since 1945.
The Americans once landed on the moon. Genuinely extraordinary. But that was sixty years ago, and they’ve been dining out on it ever since like a man who scored a goal in a school football match and still brings it up at dinner parties.
Alone, America doesn’t win wars. It wins press conferences.
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