Hot Jess Express💕

And now, a thread about Elon Musk and why he scares me.

you’re overthinking their behavior, meanwhile they’re not even thinking about you like that.

why stress over someone that won’t even text to see if you’re alright

aye michael was swinging the FUCK outta his good wig when giving james brown his lifetime achievement award 😭😭😭

someone not texting you back all day is a clear sign that they don’t like you like that, your phone is in your hand damn near all day and that mf ain’t think about you once, it’s the most obvious shit ever

LMAOOOO

i lowkey got emotionally abused but i dont want to think about it

I’d like to be liked and loved

You aren’t going to be able to maintain long term relationships, platonic or romantic if you aren’t prepared to talk about what’s bothering you and give people a chance to address and fix it. Nor give them the chance to tell you when you do something to them.

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

OMG HALLE

ghosting someone because you’re always the one initiating conversations is a valid reason.

Idk why they keep casting tall men to play Joe Jackson. I think his lack of height adds to the evil.

When he starts telling you he’s going through a lot so you know your free trial is over.

unfortunately, Remmick would apply for and get into an HBCU 

And just for that, I’m gonna throw myself a grad party for my masters and apply for a doctoral program.

a man who claims he is into you but barely texts you will NEVER make sense to me

“I like my alone time” “I need my alone time” and it’s just them soft-launching the fact that they don’t like being around you enough!!!

Sis to Sis, If a man is really into you, you don't have to keep begging them for a text, call or to spend time. They'll do it if you're a priority.

Dating someone that replies fast only when the conversation is sexual

A white AKA who turns out to be a Trump supporter. Lmao Thts what yall get