Serial Cheetah
348 posts
Serial Cheetah
@BoscoMbedza
Football fan || Not smart, not dumb either || Positive change enthusiast
Twitter Katılım Ocak 2025
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Be honest for once… what’s something people act like they hate, but secretly enjoy when nobody’s watching?
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Angatipezetse Chi JBL partybox pa mtengo wabwino ndani??
Filipino
You guys mukambirane and Introduce bundle sharing. Kumuyika mkazi on your Data slaps different than kumugulira bundle yake.
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Filipino
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Ambuye dalitsani amene tadzuka kalefe enawa sali serious....
Indonesia
@ubwizingili_06 @Leinkeepitreal I thought Dirty Flo anali wa K2B Block. After that movement he went solo. Am I missing something?
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@TMndeke Middle Eastern countries fighting and Trump just came to bring peace? You can't make this up
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@Kamoza0104 Age gap sounds off based on context. She was 14 when you were 25, but now both of you are within the same marriage bracket. Fascinating!
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Tikayankhura tioneke anthu opanda khalidwe sinchocho😭😂
Thxt Bouy brrr! Erasmo💚🐐🍄🇲🇼@thaxtbouyerasmo
Tikadye ma Cheese
Indonesia
That's me. Just go and retweet my comment there💀😅
Shay👸🏽@Mufasa24060766
@tiidrotafrikka2 Saw someone commented pena pake akuti he is using him for money laundering 😂😂
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Pa chilungamo chake izizi si zoona maguy. Generational tweet ruined by auto translation. I wonder how many auto translated posts have lost their meaning too
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@tiidrotafrikka2 @ItsYoBoyIsco23 Took the ukayipa dziwa nyimbo proverb a little too literal
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@kaymartin_iv @ipyana265 Some married guy told me his wife has this tendency. He said eating cucumbers just before going home is the cheat code. He said you can excuse poor performance with tiredness or something, no excuse for nutting a small volume. I guess cucumbers are not only for women after all.
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A couple from around kwathu were fighting last night. It was so loud we had to go & see. The wife grabbed his boxers while shouting "ndawagwira shortage". Didn't know what it meant till today. Akuti she meant his cum was so little which means he had sex kwina before coming home😩
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@Flotee_ Zero knowledge. Just riding the Artemis trend. Useless
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@BoscoMbedza So does my question, and strays? No man, there’s literally no stray to catch. Trust me.
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If I may ask, what is it that you, a Malawian, are worried about signals in a space mission?
Flotee@Flotee_
It doesn’t need fuel to move, and isn’t violating any laws of thermodynamics. It follows Newton’s First Law . It will continue coasting in that direction without needing fuel, since there is almost no friction to slow it down. We should only be worried about signals in future.
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Help me understand what Jaakev saw in this Nigga. His voice is irritating AF and there seems to be no talent.
Nanga ndi chani ichi? Aliyense onyasa nkhope sikuti ali ndi lutso, ichi chipheni chisanaikile madzila.
Apa nde Madness entertainment inaphonya.
-10/10
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