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@Boss351Pilot

Former street racing musclecar salesman. Dumbest motherfucker that ever lived. Proud Honda Pilot owner

Katılım Nisan 2022
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Boss351Pilot@Boss351Pilot·
Okay, here we go, thread of threads. Starting with the Toy VIII thread since folks seemed to like it. I'll add more as I have time. Some threads I did as quote tweets because I'm stupid. As I get time I'll redo those and add them. Usual caveats, don't reply here, blah blah blah
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Hereward the Woke@BamaExpat·
🚩Red flags in a woman’s apartment: - carpets stained - bathtub dirty -tapestries threadbare - family escutcheon needs polish - peasants tell superstitious tales & avoid the place - servant girls keep going missing -noises in the walls - what is that in the bathtub oh God oh G
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Boss351Pilot@Boss351Pilot·
@JoelLoren1 No room for it right now. Not gonna lie, though, Ive thought of selling this Boss and buying a '64 R code more than once lately
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Richard Hanania@RichardHanania·
A difficult question for the online right.
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Boss351Pilot@Boss351Pilot·
Through a series of unfortunate events, I once found myself in possession of 3 rental properties. Went through one renter each and sold that shit toot sweet
Isaac@isaac_saas

We listed our old house for rent 3 days ago. This morning I got my first ever call from a potential tenant. My very first one. I wish I was joking. "Hi, I have a couple questions about your listing." "Ok, fire away..." "I have an ongoing medical malpractice case and was wondering if it was okay if I pay the whole year up front because I'm not working." "Umm.. yeah, I think that would be ok? I don't see why not... I'm guessing that's why you're not working? If it's confidential, that's fine, just curious..." "Yeah, that's why... it has to do with my foot and I can't work." "Ok, what other questions do you have?" "Do you have any dog restrictions? We have a 10 year old pitbull... she's my childhood dog... she's so sweet... never had any issues with her." "Ummm... I think the HOA has restrictions on that breed." (Idk if they do, I just made that up) "Ok, just let me know. Next question. I do have a felony on my record for vehicular manslaughter. The person survived and ended up with only a broken collarbone... and umm... my dad would be living with me, he's my caregiver, he also has a felony on his record but he already did his time. It was his first felony and will be his last felonly." "Umm..." "Yeah... I know it's a lot going on but I don't have any evictions or anything... but I did break a lease when I was 18 because I'm a single mom and well, um... some things we're going on and I was just in mommy mode... but I'm about to pay all that off once I get this medical malpractice money." "Umm... we have a few other applications we're going to review and I'll get back to you." I think I'm going to sell the house.

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Boss351Pilot@Boss351Pilot·
@WBarlaam Its a bad-ass car. Race car from new, ultra-low mile. Guy named Dennis Kohr restored it back in the '90s. I saw it's debut at the Mopar Nationals back then and its been my Platonic ideal of a '70 Hemi RR ever since
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Boss351Pilot@Boss351Pilot·
I hate it when people embellish a car that doesn't need to be embellished. Go look up My Car Story on YouTube if you want context. Two points: First, I have one other black/white '70 Hemi Road Runner in the registry. Second, there are numerous '70 Hemi RR's optioned like this car
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Boss351Pilot@Boss351Pilot·
@JoelLoren1 I had an '89 Aries like that one and it was one of the best cars I ever owned. When you got a good one, they were very good
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Boss351Pilot@Boss351Pilot·
Rock out with your Kockout
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Boss351Pilot@Boss351Pilot·
Being a rw twitter influencer is hard. If you want to get paid, you gotta keep the hot takes flowing. Still, some of you should think about maybe focus-grouping some of your hottest takes before you post them publicly
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