Delikado

Hurricane Idalia? More like Hurricane Ideli...a, right? Right? RIGHT!

@HenrikKanensson @DustyDouglas I SAID DON'T @ ME CRISTOPHA! YOU WENT TO HELL FOR YOUR UNCLE TONY, THAT MEANS YOU DEAD AND CAN'T CONTRADICT!!! That said, the ranking DOES require one minor tweak: DeliKane>>>OMEGA>Collective.

@BossDelikado @DustyDouglas horrible take

Time to come out of quarantine!

I found my house key. Who knew it was brute force and the friends we made along the way...to use as battering rams for said brute force?

@JasonCashe Yeah, only due to the beer virus, I had to move to online educating of said masses. Do you know how difficult that is to do when people have access to so much porn they can watch instead of learning?! I'll tell ya, Cashe, Delikado can NOT teach due to all the porn he's watching.

@JasonCashe Then there's the Delikado way. youtube.com/watch?v=jN_U9Q…

@JasonCashe @QueenCoralRose Sorry, Cashe, but air doesn't grow on trees. That's just science.

UGH really after everything I went through with Delikado, like I would ever lower my standards like that again.

@Danielson_Goat If you do it in the game, it already happened in real life!

Then my brother flunked out of the army and is now gonna be a cop like me, basically becoming a real life Jack. Now my dad might have been secretly married when I was younger and never told me, so I'm waiting for the secret sibling shoe to drop...

#OOC I need to stop efedding, because I keep finding out that all of my Danielson Dynasty storylines somehow happened to my family in real life. First I found out that my Jimmy Pagan storyline happened to my estranged grandfather, but instead if demons he turned to alcohol.

@QueenCoralRose Well that's not very productive!

@BossDelikado Oh god not you

I'll pay someone to TP my house.

I used to say I was working to make that paper. Never thought it'd end up being for that toilet paper.

So my default "trending" list comes from Korea. I can't read it, except for a little bit of text saying "K-Pop trending". Obviously Corona is done and K-Pop is back to being king of the news...as it should be.

*watches TV* Good, good...The brand deal is going to plan.

#OOC I need a job and the WWE is looking for writers in my area. Time to push my never-was, all-the-things-addicted, unfunny Cuban character into the 4th dimension. I should probably go in with an idea on the wrestler to portray my vision. I'm thinking Tajiri could do it.

@Danielson_Goat ...Bury your girlfriend UNDER the house, and put a puppy on top of the roof? It's been Delikado's experience chicks love dogs more than basically anything. That and ice cream. Make the puppy out of ice cream and put it on the roof, goddamn you!

How do you top buying your girlfriend a house for Christmas? 🤔🤔🤔

@hardknoxannie As strange as it sounds, I tried the mix, then a Reese's, and couldn't tell the difference. Maybe it was the pear, maybe it was the peanut butter, either way...I might be gunning for Willy Wonka before too long.

does this work 👀

That said, #OOC wise life has gotten better (albeit this is my worst year on record) to the point that, while I'm not ready to come back, I have begun to formulate...ideas!

What's Delikado been doing with his life lately? Well, today I found out if you blend a pear with some peanut butter, it tastes suspiciously like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. Good thing Christmas is coming, cuz stockings now have their stuffers.