Draculora

I will never consider Women’s day a milestone until they day I see mindset change and action to words. It’s still a lot of talk and pretense and it stops there. There are people who still think women’s day is about cooking food for women!

Me thinking of different reasons why this person is calling before answering the call

NOT FLAT…

Deciding which tik toks to send to which friends based on their humour and unhinged level is a job I take very seriously

First in my bloodline to witness this kind of battery percentage.

Low-key jealous of the four astronauts who left the planet today.

why would they climb that shit again

Unfortunately, as you get older, you gradually become less interested in new music and keep going back to the old favorite songs you once loved.

😭😂

No morning alarms for the next 4 days? Happy birthday Jesus fr !

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

The Iran war slows down and ends every Friday at 5 and then picks back up with “total lethality” or whatever Monday at 9 am. The first 9-5 War in recorded human history

If my name was Pharaoh I'd speak just like this.

"I like you" Na normal thing, join queue.

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

You be acting professional while negotiating with a client and they drop a WhatsApp sticker😁 That’s when the vibes catches fire😁

Hated. Adored. Never Ignored.

just saw a mother trying to get a toddler off the ground, she went “please stand up.” multiple times before sighing and saying “will the real slim shady please stand up” and the child finally listened HELLO ??? 😭

Earth Kingdom loading... 🪨 AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER returns JUNE 25

Don’t be that person buying tickets for every event/concert this summer when you know you need a root canal

i hope every nigga that used to flip their eyelids in school is behind bars