Dirty Sanchez

The true President of the United States of Israel has finally arrived; the puppet President welcomes him, acting as a good goy. Something’s creepy about this video though.

How can you not be romantic about this shit

The Red Sox have tied their longest winning streak of the century. This is absolutely insane.

@RobSchneider Fuck you Rob

I support Israel!!!

Deport yourself

@Parodyjeffx "Iranian" Sure Jan.

2 U.S soldiers were just killed by an Iranian attack on an air base in Jordan. They died for Israel.

For the first time since opening day the Boston Red Sox have a winning record

🔥TIM DILLON torches JD Vance over "cringe" Rogan appearance where he played powerless "You have to be one of the stupidest people in the world to fall for this shit... [JD's in an admin] that betrays its voters and does the opposite of everything it said it was gonna do" "I don't want to hear about the Deep State anymore. You're playing me for a fool" "They keep trying to play this game where they're this folksy, kind of relatable, like, Yeah, these fucking elites. These fucking elites with these, they're fucking the kids, they're stealing your money... You are doing it. You're the ones who are doing it" "And they're relying on the fact that some of their most ardent supporters, the ones who aren't directly being paid off, are the stupidest people in the world. So that still works on them" "They're in the White House. They have the Congress. They have the Senate. They have the Supreme Court. It is them. It is now them" "It's literally cringe. You watch this [Rogan interview] and you go, I feel so disgusted by the fact that they think people are still going to believe this shit" @TimJDillon

I can’t believe China attacked us on 9/11 and now is trying to integrate their military with our so they can send our sons and daughters to die in their forever wars!

@dom_lucre Lmfao fucking idiot deserved a few more shots

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: This shooting has led to a massive debate online over who was in the wrong. The camera man can be seen begging the man carrying a gun to shoot him several times, the gunman attempted to runaway and the camera man followed him demanding that the gunman shoot him, The gunman finally shot him and now a friend of the camera man is questioning if the shooting was justified.

Sacrifice?? What the fuck are you talking about?? They did not willingly sacrifice themselves. They were killed because of the war you, Trump, and the admin, are waging on behalf of a FOREIGN COUNTRY, Israel. You mean their deaths fuel your bloodlust for a senseless war.

Magic at Fenway.

The Boston Red Sox have won 12 straight, their longest winning streaking since 2006! Before the streak, FanGraphs gave Boston a 13.4% chance to make postseason. Now they have over a 50% of getting in 🤯

@NFL_DovKleiman The video is literally right here and you still can't fucking quote him right. Idiot.

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Ravens star RB Derrick Henry tells a hilarious story about the legendary coach Nick Saban. "I’m tired of y'all scoring and praying to God, and 12 am comes and you smoking black n mild and drinking, chasing girls." 😭😭😭

PLAY THIS SHIT AT MY FUNERAL MAN

SANDOVAL WAS FINE, 2-RUN BOMB FOR JAHMAI JONES, BACK TO BACK GAMES WITH 2 BOMBS FOR WILYER INCLUDING THE GAME-WINNING TANK, RBI DOUBLE FOR CEDDANNE, SAVE FOR 44, THE RED SOX HAVE WON 12 STRAIGHT AND NOW HAVE A WINNING RECORD!! #GOLDBOTTLES

MICHAEL BUSCH JUST HIT A HOME RUN TO ANTHONY RIZZO IN THE BLEACHERS! (via @MLB)

@WhiteHouse Then why the fuck is Israel involved in all of your elections fuck face?

Good morning, American elections are for American citizens only.

All of us right now.