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Having a laugh about everything wrong with the shining city on a hill | Parody account, not affiliated with The Boston Globe | For the people

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Report: Red Sox fan who took more than four free napkins from concourse condiments table recounts getting cut off by team owner John Henry last season
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Obviously any voter who doesn’t support Kamala Harris is an anti-black racist who hates women and not because she’s a banal establishment tool who believes in nothing and wants to live among the rich
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Kamala Harris just bought an $8 million+ house in a secluded section of Malibu. And to her A-list neighbors, Harris’ new seaside spread — with its putting green and sauna — looks less like a 2028 staging ground than a retreat. My dispatch from Point Dume: politico.com/news/2026/05/0…

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Report: Joe Mazzulla says he will power self down, plug into charging station until next season
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NESN: At least we have Red Sox season to enjoy now
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Mazzulla: “Maybe we should try shooting from here”
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Opinion | Is the Celtics 2026-2027 season already a disaster? by Felger & Mazz
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Report: MBTA shows solidarity with defeated Celtics with green EV bus lithium battery fire
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Boston Celtics to join the Harvard Institute of Politics
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Report: NBA coach fucks entire team as latest Boston coaching sex scandal erupts
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“What if we tried to shoot threes from even further away?”
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Report: Celtics accused of using performance-inhibiting drugs
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@OwedNada @BenRemaly Lol it’s from JetBlue’s own internal documents that its lawyers forgot to redact. After you figure out whether it “agrees with you or not”—illuminate me as to why a Reagan-appointed judge found the merger was illegal and blocked it law360.com/articles/17142…
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@BostonSatire @BenRemaly Sooo yeah Spirit’s exit from a route post total collapse increase demand on all other airlines, too. Not sure if your out of context uncited blurb agrees with me or not. It appears to, by acknowledging market wide increase with an absense of Spirit planes serving routes.
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Opinion | Is Jayson Tatum sitting out the biggest game of the year to not interfere with the Celtics’ winning chemistry? by Felger & Mazz
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“…According to these reports, JetBlue’s internal estimates forecasted ‘that fares on Spirit planes could go up by as much as 40%,’ following the merger, and that ‘the impact of the deal will go beyond just passengers on Spirit planes.’ JetBlue allegedly ‘acknowledge(d) that Spirit’s exit from a route [post-merger] results in market-wide price increases of all other airlines serving that route by 30%.’”
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@BenRemaly @BostonSatire The flights would be flying, and the jobs staffed, under the JetBlue finances. Instead, the flights are cancelled, assets will be liquidated, and jobs are lost.
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At the Plainridge Park Casino it was a Saturday afternoon tradition: half pack of Newports and a large iced regular, lose $50 on the slots, and plan a $89 Spirit Airlines trip from Providence to Fort Lauderdale. But then Biden’s woke antitrust mob took that all away
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