Mr Corbett

Isn’t it weird that the A-hole and the B-hole are the same hole?

@Faungirl123 Like the olden days?

Sometimes, I go out in public and do stuff. It's crazy.

@elemmiressoul I think it’s strange you never knew?

fade into you..

@Faungirl123 Sup dude?

Hi..

@cwebbonline Am I my age now or the age I was in ‘95?

I love this thought…

@BadCovid19 I like to spread the bullshit

@Boston_Corbett Long time no bullshit

I admit my shit stinks. If I ever give the illusion that it doesn’t stink, please note that I’m just acting.

@BadCovid19 Sup shirts?

@Boston_Corbett Oh hey square

@Markfry809 Isn’t it sad when people that you don’t know at all make their own choices without consulting you?

way to torpedo your Hollywood career Vince…🤦🏻‍♂️

@TwinsAlmanac 2 goods and a bad. Doug Mientkiewicz, Juan Berenguer and of course Tommy Herr.

Name someone who played for both the #MNTwins and Mets. Let's see how long of a list we can crowdsource here. (Bonus points for obscurity)

@coffee_movies41 I want to boobs but sometimes she’s facing away so those times it’s butt. Unless my mom is listening then it’s her heart . Tell my mom I said heart.

@Faungirl123 On a chair or crisscross applesauce?

I've gotten pretty good at sitting and staring at the floor lately..

@BadCovid19 Been around. And I checked, I was correct the first time.

@Boston_Corbett Where have you been….and you mean you love it I think

I know I’m old because I just laughed when I saw my neighbors WiFi name was “404 Network Not Found”. Also, stop using chopsticks if you normally use a fork. It’s pretentious.

@BadCovid19 I hate that so much about you. Hi Shirtsie.

@Boston_Corbett Chopsticks for life….:. Also hi square

@Faungirl123 Looks like when dandruff falls on a black shirt.

@BadCovid19 Agree. Be better

@Boston_Corbett I should have known better

@BadCovid19 You know I have a pointy ear fetish, why would you even ask.

@Boston_Corbett Wait Santa or an elf😆

@BadCovid19 It wasn’t a snowman it was an Albino broad with a top hat.

@Boston_Corbett I would never lie….but I could bring up a certain snowman 👀

@BadCovid19 You calling me a Goofy fucker?

@Boston_Corbett Then I’ll be forced to post that pic of you and goofy

@BadCovid19 You didn’t, why should I

@Boston_Corbett Leave snoopy out of this