BowTiedTurkey

My wife and I enjoyed Conover’s show, Adam Ruins Everything, until one day he made an episode discussing a topic we actually knew a lot about and we realized he had no idea what he was talking about, so by extension this was probably true of the other topics he’d covered as well

Just met a kid that was rear-ended by a drunk Indian truck driver that blew six times the legal limit, going 90 in a 55, on a road, not freeway (in the Mountain West). Lucky he’s alive. Launched his SUV 120ft, had to be cut out of it. Looked like it’d been smashed at a junkyard.

Typical of Republican men telling a woman to “shut up get back in the kitchen and fix me something to eat.” F*ck you in the sweetest most southern drawl I can enunciate. I have been trying tell all you “men” that our kitchen pantry is empty with spider webs, our house has been ransacked, the windows and doors are broken and busted, and the greedy rich bastards have twisted your minds into a sick state that you all continue in the two party toxic political system that acts like college football playoffs yet is burying you and your children and their children and their children in a pine box in a shallow grave. Get off your ass and fix your own damn food and clean up the kitchen when you’re done.

We are the preferred chainsaw brand for bears.

Seen at ASU: “Target Practice USA”

Mamdani says he’s gonna provide $65 million dollars for trans care. Why???? How does this help society in any way?

Knew that pets would blow up in 2017 but man, seeing baby strollers and not knowing if it's for a dog or person is next level

One interesting response to this piece is the number of people who have told me that the Dickens passage American university students were unable to understand in the famous study of reading comprehension is absurdly difficult. I really don't think it's that hard.

ANTIFA is not a real group y’all, they just have a flag, official colors, uniforms, local chapters, meeting places, email signups, and clear directives for “members.”