Dylan Bowker

@stoolpresidente Greatest ever? That’s kind of a big jump.

Michigan opens as 7.5 point favorites against UConn. I will not look past the Huskies. They’ve proven it time and again. But this Michigan team may be the greatest team in the history of the sport.

@MattGlenesk Deal…suckers

God: Indiana fans, we're going to let you win a football national championship. IU fans: Fantastic! What will it cost us? God: Braylon Mullins vs. Dusty May for a national championship... in Indy.

@AlexGoldenNBA Gotta get the yeast though

Best donuts in the state...possibly in the country. #NoCap

@hoosiercommish Read the SCORE act

Wow we actually fired him

@W_B_Rick Truly a great day in American history.

Driving into Indy reminds me of when Fernando Mendoza and Indiana beat Ohio State to clinch the Big 10, 1 seed, and Heisman. This is probably because the last time I was in Indy was to watch Fernando Mendoza and Indiana beat Ohio State to clinch the Big 10, 1 seed, and Heisman.

@IUHoosiers Read the SCORE act

@IUHoosiers So sad to see my Alma mater backing a fascist wannabe authoritarian. I won’t be donating any more money to you guys.

A statement from Indiana University Athletics.

@stoolpresidente You went to Michigan?

God it’s great to be a Michigan Man. They hate us cause they ain’t us. #Goblue

@btownmoose Glad something works. Sleeping is one of the hardest things with lumbar radiculopathy.

Buying a heating pad that buckles around my waist so it can soothe my back while I sleep was an A+ decision.

@IUHoosiers Read the SCORE act. Please. This has a ton of awful ideas and will hurt much more than help ALL student athletes.

@eric_shprints @IUHoosiers It’s political and you have no awareness or are just really bad at gaslighting.

@BowkerDylan @IUHoosiers Genuinely hate Trump all u want this is a bipartisan law going thru congress anyway that would’ve been pushed thru by a dem administration too It has nothing to do with politics

@GuiermoGalapag1 @BarstoolBigCat Guiermo is a dumbass

@BarstoolBigCat The most overrated donuts in Indy. There are at least 5 shops I prefer over them.

Longs Bakery. Feel like I could eat 6 and have it only count as 1

@BarstoolBigCat Welcome to Haughville big fella.

@On3 @PeteNakos No

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@btownmoose Heck! I know I would.

it's a simple question, doctor: would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?

@AB84 Therapy

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression?

@btownmoose I love this video that I’ve seen several times of the doobie brothers playing it live and all the other musicians looking over at Michael McDonald and then looking back at each other like “Can you fucking believe this shit? We’re in a band with that guy!”

gonna be honest with you -- huge fan of the Doobie Brothers song "What a Fool Believes" even if I don't know what the fuck Michael McDonald is saying at any point

@ElBonko I think that’s actually a lot more important for this program than it’s getting credit for.

Anyway. Sisley is back. No idea how DeVries talked him into staying but it’s definitely a positive. Gonna try to be somewhat optimistic about basketball next season.

@stoolpresidente Bazbeaux is pretty good. Or Napolese. Unless you want something other than pizza?

I’ve been to Indy and done pizza many times. My experience is Indy is very much not a pizza city. Any places I need to hit this weekend?

@TheCinesthetic That’s definitely my favorite episode of the series

Nick Offerman shuts down hate over his The Last of Us episode. "When homophobic hate comes my way and says, ‘Why did you have to make it a gay story?’ We say, ‘Because you ask questions like that. It’s not a gay story it’s a love story, you asshole”