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@emilyxhartmann 👑

it’s summer which means it’s time to listen to third eye blind’s self titled album with my windows down any time i drive anywhere

@jonnyrmitch Both

Nirvana or R.E.M?

@gracecamille_ What brand

my husband and i wake up every morning and bring our coffee out to our garden and sit and talk for hours. every morning. it never gets old & we never run out of things to talk to. love him so much.

One day @fatherjohnmisty is gonna cover Everlast’s What It’s Like and I’m gonna be totally ecstatic about it. Overwhelmingly so.

Actual reality sucks tho

Cannot wait for Reality Awaits.

Knicks championship drought will collapse

Monday dread will collapse

Infrastructure will collapse

COULD Worldwide Wes & Theo Epstein fix the country if we gave them a couple years?

@JustinTinsley For selfish reasons, I hope the Knicks championship means we’re getting a long piece by @raymarcano if not a whole series of ‘em Congratulations to true Knicks fans. You guys deserve this.

Congratulations to the Knicks. Highly recommend reading this piece about Karl Anthony Towns by the great @JustinTinsley: andscape.com/features/karl-…

@krispursiainen I’m such an Anthony Edwards fan. People that know grief but still hang onto empathy find each other. Game recognizes game. I hope Ant Man gets one of his many starting next year. Happy for KAT. He needs a high profile Kit Kat commercial too. Maybe w Chalamet

KAT and Ant Edwards on FaceTime

@hipearlrose That’s wrong. I think you stated before “it can be hard to be alive.” That’s true. You’re a good writer. Start writing. Even if you’re not religious, Ben Cremer sends a helpful weekly news letter. Peace b upon u

Jeter to Brunson

Ernest Borgnine is the most accurate name of all time.

Concierge Healthcare is a sham bullshit scam too. I’m never ponying up for that shit. I’d rather go to the pony doctor in that Michael J. Fox movie.

If Jaws fights Jurassic Park who wins? (or to be technical, Jaws vs. Jurassic Park TRex)

@iamcolinquinn Tough Crowd 👑

People are complaining about celebs at #Knicks games nobody’s discussing the celeb that stays home and humbly watches the game on tv.

@hipearlrose Whatever the most current yahoo article says I’m supposed to have at my age but move the decimal way to the left. WAY left. Not much

@JonStewartIL The weirdo ghosts from the matrix reloaded are aliens ?

Posted than immediately removed. 🧐

@hipearlrose @PayPal Fuck PayPal