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@WizkidSource @_BarnyO Another sound unlocked,every pattern wey he hook on is issa banger✨🔥

New Wizkid music OTW! 👀🔥🦅

@wizkidayo 🤣🤣🤣

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@Toluwase_x You be new comer

One fraud artiste go sit down for his parlour dey type “biggest”… till you retire, you ain’t touching this level 😂😂

If you have a strong faith of buying your first house this year, repost.

@ajoksmama @luxemiaa Una go just deh reason with una yansh if dnt meaningful to say can’t you shut up nd be reading comments

@luxemiaa It’s sweet, no doubt but let’s not ignore the reality. Love is nice, effort is beautiful, but situations like that also show how unprepared he was. Good heart, yes… but long-term, you still need stability too.

If you have a strong faith of buying your first car this year, repost.

If you have a strong faith of buying your first car this year, repost.

@Officialpasuma Panorama ❤️🤣

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@KhadijaBashirs2 Yah fatah

Which name of Allah do you use constantly in your supplications? I'll go first: Al-Mujeeb.

@KhadijaBashirs2 Yah fatah

Allahu Reply with any beautiful name of Allah

@ARIAREIGN180683 @sidney_sbm You nd ur dull brain 😒

@sidney_sbm You weren't giving her the attention she needed, which every woman needs and you still couldn't provide what she needed. All she ever asked was to be spoilt and given attention which you couldn't do. Pls do better

This is what this toxic and narcissistic feminist did to me all in the name of love, she had to break up with me last month February. I guess the breakup was long overdue. I’m glad I’ve seen the light now. Love is a bondage, don’t want to be in that zone again.

@sidney_sbm @ARIAREIGN180683 I never see person wey useless reach that girl this tl

@ARIAREIGN180683 Who is this one, how did you get in my comments? Women don’t think at all 🤣🤣

@Abu_Jawaadd Al muiz

From the 99 names of Allah, mention just ☝️

@SUCCESSSMAN Ameen

This is you before December ends. Just type amen

@Miss_Halimatu Al wahab

Ar rahamanu🤍

@Thazhigilla_ Na that police go later catch as you stress me oloshi

Many people might not believe this but... In 2023, I was packed into a police Danfo during a random raid in Jos, Plateau state. I was trekking for an all night session in school. They drove us to the station, seized our phones, and told everyone to sit on the bare floor behind the counter. The IPO in his faded uniform brought out rumpled sheets of paper and shouted ''Criminals remove your shoes make una write una statement for here'' I tried to look at the guys beside me who were sweating and writing things like "I am just walking and police catch me abeg I am a student." Another guy with a torn shirt was writing, "I swear to God I am not a cultist, I only went to buy indomie and egg, my mother is a widow." One particular guy was literally dropping tears on his paper, writing, "I don't smoke loud, I have CHM 101 test tomorrow morning, please have mercy in Jesus name." I knew my family did not have 50k for any emergency bail. So I sat on that cold floor, balanced the paper on my knee, and activated the ''Femi Falana'' in me (small HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MUDER was giving me confidence). I did not write a plea o. I wrote a chronological, legally terrifying timeline of my abduction. I used phrases like "unlawful detainment," "absence of probable cause," and "infringement of fundamental liberties." I made sure my handwriting was looking like a typed font🤲🏾 Thirty minutes later, the DPO walked in to inspect the night's harvest. He was biting the edge of a pure water sachet when he started reading the statements one by one, tossing them aside. Then he picked up my paper. He read the first paragraph, stopped, and looked at the crowd on the floor. He read it again. I was already preparing my mind for Cell One, the one with Mosquitoes that trained in Afghanistan. I was entirely convinced my grammar had angered him. The DPO looked at the IPO and said, "Who write this thing?" The IPO pointed at me. The DPO told me to stand up and follow him to his office. At that point, I wished I wrote my statement in Hausa😭 I entered the room, sweating like cold water. He sat down, dropped the paper on his desk, and said, "So, you sabi write English like this and you dey waka late night?" He opened his drawer and brought out a massive stack of dirty files. He complained that the station's secretary had been sick for three days and they had a massive backlog of official reports to send to the Area Commander. I did not enter the cell that night. I sat in a perfectly air-conditioned office from 11 PM to 4 AM, actively ghostwriting police reports, restructuring suspect confessions, and formatting legal petitions for the Nigerian Police Force. By 5 AM, the DPO gave me 15k cash for a job well done, bought me a plate of white rice, and ordered the patrol van to drive me safely to my hostel with full escorts. If you are currently smiling at this beautiful grass-to-grace story, I want you to know that you just read several heavy paragraphs of pure, undiluted fiction. I have never been arrested in my life. I am currently on my bed eating bread and egg. But like the original tweet said, proper articulation solves 75% of your problems. The remaining 25% is knowing how to lie fluently to farm engagement on this app. Happy Sunday.

@Lauretta5892822 @itsSh0la I thought you have something in ur head ni oh

@itsSh0la Woman wey them catch Dey cheat na mumu she be sha, if you find out a lady is cheating, she is definitely tired of the relationship and want you to end things yourself, and this where forgiveness comes 👉forgive her and threaten the side guy to leave her alone for peace to reign.

How did you find out your girl was cheating on you?

@30bguser0 Cry for me jor eranko

E no pass "I just dey my lane, daddy yo, BIG ENERGY no fit complain kokoro Omokomo, emi gbomolo, vibes on a different frequency BIG WIZ, BIG ENERGY, money long State of mind, elevated, different location Since mama left, pain in my eyes… but I turn am to motivation"

@ARIAREIGN180683 @heysantos_83 Werey na engagement you deh look gba girl

@heysantos_83 Everytime Nigerian babes y'all should rest abeg When you're broke you blame it on girls

Why are Nigeria girls making it hard to love them, should I just break up with this girl or not because I'm not understanding her again lately. 🤧

@Hybrid_Ola Eti yaa weerey seh,but if na woman is normal Una dn sick seh

This gist is crazy 🤣 A lady sent a content creator a DM on IG telling him he looks handsome For some reason, this made the guy angry, and he posted a screenshot insulting her for trying to talk to someone above her level He said if she were on his level, he would have texted her