Boycott Starbucks

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Millions of people are beginning to see the sheer absurdity of paying $5 for 1 cents worth of coffee beans.

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Health advocates across the globe call for citizens to boycott Starbucks and other fast food places.

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By boycotting Starbucks millions are making a stand against the exploitation of third world farmers.

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By boycotting Starbucks millions of students are avoiding a lifetime of slavish product addiction.

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By boycotting Starbucks millions of people are opposing the destruction of their community.

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Boycotting Starbucks is a great way for people to wake up from the reality of cancerous coffee indoctrination.

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Boycotting Starbucks is a brilliant way of boycotting the culture of corporate excess, $5 for 1 cent's worth of coffee?

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Millions of people are organizing more boycotts of Starbucks and its crappy products.

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Boycotting Starbucks is a great way for millions to redefine their morning routines.

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By boycotting Starbucks millions are standing up against the manufacturing of a cancerous reality.