Boiid

words can't even describe how awful this past week has been and how much i'm missing you man. I really regret every silly little fight we've ever been in, but i always loved you and you knew that. rest in peace Avery. i'll miss that smile, we all miss and love you ❤️

Derek Carr dropping the murder rate🙏🏽🙏🏽

been drinking so many white monsters i think im about to become one

Me kicking an ice cube under the fridge: 🫤 The tiny people under the fridge that live off of them: God has blessed us once more! The famine is over! Man holding his dying child: Please, my son needs first call! Snarling merchant: Your family’s had their time on the cube!

you can tell someone grew up reading because they know so many words and they pronounce them all wrong

Aliens (completely bewildered) so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes

doomer walk hot girl walk girl dinner boy dinner why the fuck does everything have to have a stupid ass name now. You’re just going outside you’re eating chips at night. Im gonna go take a Boy Shit and then Guy kill myself. Does that work. Can we get that going.

hey @FDSportsbook Summer deserves a raise! bring em home

Nice high beams brother! you ever had a gun pulled on you at 5:45 am?

autism be damned that boy can perform cunnilingus

sir, a second spearmint zyn has hit the upper deck

snap’s new AI did NOT pass the vibe check

@PeytonBlanton silent retweet 😩✊

Looking 4 egirl :)

@Jabarbour7 gotta be right up there with 9/11

@RealJKal @SportsCenter since highschool has no shot clock they were trying to upset the higher ranked team. the team that ended up losing just held the ball for majority of the game if i remember right

@SportsCenter They don’t look bad enough for this to be the score wtf 😂

This high school basketball game ended in a 4-2 score 😳 (🎥 Wright Media)

@DuFR3AK we got a transphobe on our hands, get him!

i think it’s cool that Hogwarts Legacy- a video game based on books for children- is the cause of a culture war on Twitter what a time we live in

@DuFR3AK @JStew_82 @tim_1p

@JStew_82 @tim_1p just have @BoydCrist buy it on the company card nerd

After watching the new SS episode #stiffsockspod