J-Boz

Taking neighbor kids’ souls on the basketball court tonight. One kid legit said, “can you dunk?!” I was like “dude, I’m 31. I’m white. I’m 5’8”. And I ate an entire pizza by myself tonight.... No I can’t dunk.”

@unusual_whales I hate it here

BREAKING: Donald Trump executed 3,642 securities transactions during the first quarter, averaging nearly 58 trades for every U.S. trading day. This translates to roughly nine trades every hour or about one trade every seven minutes during market hours, per YF

Breaking: After weeks on life support, LIV Golf has lost the funding of its Saudi backers, sounding the death knell for the upstart league that split pro golf on.wsj.com/4uaDMg4

7/9/2023: @RealUncleTony9

@aman626576556 @RealUncleTony9 this you?

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

I’m telling you right now… if the official gives Hurley a tech, everyone in the world would say, “The ref made it about himself.” “You can’t give a tech there.” “You’re penalizing the kids.” “Understand the moment.” Hurley put the ref in a lose-lose situation.

Titus goes OFF on Ohio State fans “Ohio State Basketball fans are the worst fans in the world… they watch football all year they don’t even pay attention to the basketball program, they parachute in around late January early February” - @clubtrillion

@stoolpresidente @barstoolsports Troll level: expert

My 2nd disrespect bet of the tournament. I am taking TCU moneyline because of the way Ohio State and their President disrespected the entire conference with extramarital affairs. Disgusting. I’m 1-0 in disrespect bets so far. #dkpartner

Still can’t believe Kyrie decided to shoot a left handed floater from that distance for the game winning shot, most skilled player ever 😭 (🎥 @merixalexander)

@JJWatt Have I made a few hundred million dollars or am I my regular self?

Genuine question on a restaurant situation: You walk up to a counter to order. You find your own table and seat yourself. If you order coffee, they hand you a cup and you go fill it up yourself. If you order food, they hand you a buzzer and when it goes off, you go pick it up yourself. The iPad has a “20%, 25%, 30%, Other” tip option, with 20% already preselected. What’s your move?

MAY. WE. HAVE. THIS. DANCE. #GoBucks | #FightToTheEnd

RT if you love Ohio State men’s basketball and Bruce Thornton.

Bruce Thornton is now the all-time leading scorer in Ohio State men’s basketball history 🏀🔥 Point No. 2,097 puts him past Dennis Hopson (1983-87) for the record 👏

Bruce Thornton had so many reasons he could have left #OhioState. Instead, he's celebrating senior day with everything on the line for the #Buckeyes, and for himself individually. "My journey’s a little different, and that’s OK," he told me. New story: dispatch.com/story/sports/c…

The stat is circulating that there are only 22 seniors in college hoops who are completing their eligibility with the same program for 4 or 5 years. Bruce Thornton is one of them. Here's hoping for a record setting & NCAA clinching senior night Saturday. No one deserves it more.

There are moments in life when words just aren’t enough. Losing Coach Holtz is one of those moments. Coach was so much more than a football coach to me. He was family. I still remember the day he came to my house to recruit me. He didn’t just sit down and talk to me about football or what I could do on the field. He talked to me as a young man. And he spoke to my mom the way a man should speak to a mother who was trusting someone with her son. He looked her in the eye and promised that I would be taken care of at Notre Dame. That moment meant everything to us, and it’s something I’ve carried with me my entire life. Coach Holtz believed in people. He believed in building men, not just players. He welcomed my entire family into the Notre Dame family and always made sure we felt that love and support. That’s who he was. He cared deeply about the people around him, and he made every one of us feel like we mattered. The lessons he taught me went far beyond football. His faith, his discipline, his belief in doing things the right way shaped who I became as a man, a father, and a leader. My heart is broken today, but I’m also filled with gratitude for the time I had with him and for the impact he had on my life. Coach will always be with us—in the lessons he taught, in the lives he changed, and in the love he gave so freely. Thank you for everything, Coach. I love you. You will forever be in our hearts. Go Irish ☘️

RIP Coach Lou Holtz. A lot of people are clamoring for an encore.

@AdamSchefter @SteelCloud007 Bye Denise

Steelers are releasing tight end Jonnu Smith, per sources. The move will save the Steelers $7 million against the cap and Smith now will become an unrestricted free agent.

Tom Izzo: "I talked to (Bruce) Thornton before the game, told him it's been an honor and a privilege to coach against him for four years. I said you stayed put. You didn't run and leave like everybody does nowadays. You've been an incredible player. You've been an incredible person. I'm a big fan, and I told him even more after the game. … We couldn’t guard him with a fish net."

@NFL_DovKleiman “This whole off-season” has been three weeks. They’ve talked once already. Gotta believe he’s joking, and the clip/quote was taken out of context.

Heartbreaking: NFL insider Jay Glazer says he once thought Aaron Rodgers and he were close friends, but Rodgers hasn’t been returning his calls. “I thought [me and Aaron Rodgers] were real good friends, and all that stuff, then he called me back once this whole offseason, so screw him.” Glazer lost a close friend this oddseason 😔💔 (via @YahooSports)

Can someone smarter than me explain why someone would spend ~$90K in energy costs to mine a bitcoin if its trade value is ~$75K? If there’s not a reason other than, “someone might pay me more than $90K at some point,” isn’t mining not sustainable?