Brack Obma

@Substantialine Marry me.

@IIjackkaneII Cut it out, Jack's sister. Or I'll have you indefinitely detained. #NDAA

@PresidentRocky Yesterday I found a sock full of nickels in my closet. Pretty neat, I don't even remember putting it in there.

@TruckerGitty They are paid in high-fives. Thanks for writing!