Brailey Hirsche

Pronouns: Hir/sche

When I was a kid my favourite movie was 61* Its about Roger Maris hitting 61 home runs in 1961. Exactly 61 years later, this just happened 8 feet in front of me. 61 #CantScriptBaseball

New season airing soon.

If you want to see blonde mullets and 3 American guys barely attempting a French accent, The Last Duel is the movie for you

The real pandemic is the amount of dudes holding a dead deer in their dating profile photo.

I think about how similar these 3 look way too often. #DavidKrumholtz #JakeJohnson #OscarIsaac

I just rediscovered how amazing the old Avril Lavigne was and damn... My entire middle school years flashed before my eyes. Life is weird.

@ScottE12 I must be real fucking smart then😎

@TeerinBowden I could see why you’d think that considering it’s so spot on💁🏼‍♀️😉 but no I did not haha

@BraileyHirsche I’m not totally convinced you didn’t submit this yourself

Could never find a keychain or necklace with my name on it as a kid but getting a great review from Urban Dictionary can undo that trauma. #UniqueNameProblems

@nathanbgill That joke had breadth to it

@BraileyHirsche - Gordon Ramsey

Messy buns are the bane of my existence.

Nothing like going into the board game store in the mall to get me in the Christmas spirit!

Why do the best songs always have to play as soon as I’m about to get out of my vehicle?

Get a load of this.

“…The best thing since wet bread.” #Stuffing

The way Jared Leto is still pushing so hard for his Joker to be released, it better be the best thing I’ve ever seen.

Needing to drive with the window down at 10pm in November… that is luxury.

I’ve taken athleticism to a new level: getting tennis elbow from swinging around a Wii remote.