Josh

Don't forget that the actual score was 40-6

@getnickwright Nobody cares, he's washed.

Checking in from Tokyo to say what should be the most obvious thing imaginable: Travis Kelce isn’t playing for any team other than the Chiefs in 2026.

@ASchatzNFL Is there an easy way to figure out what the 24 Eagles were at before they took their foot off the gas and the Chiefs were still scoring meaningless touchdowns after the Eagles had already dumped Gatorade on their coach?

Best defensive DVOA in Super Bowl 2000 Ravens -103.0% 1985 Bears -102.9% 2002 Bucs -86.4% 2024 Eagles -73.0% 2020 Bucs -70.6% 2025 Seahawks -67.9% 1991 Redskins -67.4% 2013 Seahawks -67.0% Seahawks were at -82.5% after three quarters.

@jakepaul ICE doesn't handle 911 burglary calls you fucking NITWIT. Go get punched in the head some more, maybe it will somehow make you smarter.

If you don’t like ICE then you can’t call 911 when you’re in trouble If you don’t respect law enforcement agents then you shouldn’t depend on them When Billie Eyelash gets her home broken into it’s not gonna be f-ck ICE I can promise you that

Donald J. Trump Truth Social Post 11:31 AM EST 01.25.26 I’m building, on top of everything else that I am doing, one of the greatest and most beautiful Ballrooms anywhere in the World, with more than 300 Million Dollars of Great American Patriots’ money, and working closely with, right from the beginning, the United States Military and Secret Service. This is a GIFT (ZERO taxpayer funding!) to the United States of America, of 300 to 400 Million Dollars (depending on the scope and quality of interior finishes!), for a desperately needed space, sought for over 150 years by previous Presidents and Administrations, so that the White House would no longer be forced to use a cheap and unsafe “tent,” for big and important STATE EVENTS, Dinners, Meetings, Conferences, and already scheduled future INAUGURATIONS (for safety, security, and capacity purposes!), on a very wet, and subject to weather, White House lawn. Making such a large gift to the U.S.A. was thought to be, by almost everyone, “A WONDERFUL THING TO DO” — But no, as usual, I got sued, this time by the Radical Left National (No!)Trust for Historic Preservation, a group that couldn’t care less about our Country! All of the Structural Steel, Windows, Doors, A.C./Heating Equipment, Marble, Stone, Precast Concrete, Bulletproof Windows and Glass, Anti-Drone Roofing, and much more, has been ordered (or is ready to be), and there is no practical or reasonable way to go back. IT IS TOO LATE! Why didn’t these obstructionists and troublemakers bring their baseless lawsuit much earlier? Congress never tried, or wanted, to stop the Ballroom Project! Everyone knew what was taking place at the White House — A great, big, beautiful gift to the United States of America! For those that are interested, the tiny East Wing was so “bastardized” and changed, built and rebuilt over the years, that it bore no resemblance or relationship to the original building. The so-called “preservationists,” who get their money from the most unusual of places, should not be allowed to stop this desperately needed addition to our GREAT White House, a place that a President has never needed permission to change or enhance, because of the special grounds on which it sits, no matter how big (and important!), that enhancement may be. Additionally, in this instance, it is being done with the design, consent, and approval of the highest levels of the United States Military and Secret Service. The mere bringing of this ridiculous lawsuit has already, unfortunately, exposed this heretofore Top Secret fact. Stoppage of construction, at this late date, when so much has already been ordered and done, would be devastating to the White House, our Country, and all concerned. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

@NickFoles @TomBrady

@CrossingBroad They kinda did actually . They aren't very good.

Eagles had no business losing to this San Fran team at home

@SpikeEskin Are the Sixers too good?

@FantasyPros Jokes on you...my team is so bad he's my RB 1.

Retweet if Kimani Vidal is on your bench 😬 #BoltUp

@liveon4legspod I've seen them live 34 times and still never seen this song. Seems like everyone has that one song they are seemingly just not meant to see and apparently that one is mine. 😒

The moment that completed Ten for me, took 12 more years before I saw it as an opener

@RetroNewsNow @throwbackpod This was exactly what America needed one month after Tuesday.

🎬 ‘Corky Romano’ starring Chris Kattan opened in theaters 24 years ago, October 12, 2001

@getnickwright You were saying?

My hometown team turning literally everyone else in the media into Sideshow Bob stepping on a rake each and every year with their “No, THIS year is different! The aura is gone! They’re not the AFC favorites!”, having those people SWEAR they’re done stepping on rakes after the annual Arrowhead Invitational, and then those same people not being able to resist the urge to step on the damn rake again & just be SHOCKED it hits them in the face has turned into my favorite annual tradition.

@AdamSchefter @FirstTake Winning like 19 of your last 20 games, including the Super Bowl is boring. OK, bud. Got it. 👌🏻

Drew Brees on @FirstTake: “I respect Philly. They are winning games…..I can’t stand to watch that offense. It’s the most boring offense.”

@shamus_clancy Agreed. The fact they wear this so rarely is puzzling.

this is the best modern Eagles uniform combination

@AdamSchefter The Eagles have won two (2) Super Bowls in that same time period. Dakota has won, well, nothing.

Cowboys QB Dak Prescott in his career vs. the Eagles in Philadelphia: 🏈122/189 (64.6%) 🏈1,420 passing yards 🏈11 total TDs 🏈0 INTs 🏈104.8 passer rating

@AdamSchefter Tanner McKee better

Shedeur Sanders’ preseason debut: 🏈14-of-23 🏈138 passing yards 🏈Two touchdowns, 0 INTs 🏈4 rushes, 19 yards

@realDonaldTrump Fuck you

@liveon4legspod Wow....I was at 3 of the 5. (Camden, Gorge, Oakland)

Times that Yellow Ledbetter, Baba O’Riley and Rockin’ In The Free World were played in the same show (not necessarily in order) Camden 2003 The Gorge 2006 San Diego 2013 Oakland 2022 Jazzfest 2025 #pearljam

@allinkid This has always been my favorite.

Baseball has dumb rules

@JDVance Walking your daughter? Is she a dog? Was she on a leash?

Today while walking my 3 year old daughter a group of “Slava Ukraini” protesters followed us around and shouted as my daughter grew increasingly anxious and scared. I decided to speak with the protesters in the hopes that I could trade a few minutes of conversation for them leaving my toddler alone. (Nearly all of them agreed.) It was a mostly respectful conversation, but if you’re chasing a 3-year-old as part of a political protest, you’re a shit person.

@DKSportsbook A professional athlete working out. Absolutely shocking.

Patrick Mahomes locked in for COMEBACK SEASON 👀 (via stroupebob/IG)