awesome

@OloriOfOloris It was 200 when I was in Uni until about 2015

Can you people stop? Gas was never sold at 300 naira.

@lollypeezle I wear size 48 big

Men that wear size 41 and 42 shoes don’t know what God has done for them. They have access to fine shoes, nice sandals and perfect football boots in the market but you see those of us wearing size 45 and above, lmao.

@zero_stress16 @deylowkey247 @Alleycropping Yes nobody owes you shit but what did that tell you about him? Be sincere

@deylowkey247 @Alleycropping 2016, 300l. my guy and room mate collect money, he change his phone, his babe phone, change his wardrobe, me wey dey sort ham before then, he gimme 5k, my phone was so bad then, na nokia battery i dey use inside tecno android. even his old phone, he no drop. nobody owes me shit!

I killed entitlement a long time ago, nobody owes me shit

@AJbaby_1 Knowing how Nigerian criminals behave , they’d ask you why you didn’t listen to your parents 🤣

* 5min after kidnap* “pls tell my mummy you kidnapped me in front of school gate not in ilorin”

@gina_classy You people overrate the purchasing power of an average nigerian

This is why I don’t follow up after sending rate card

@CrewsMat10 You can’t put a price on this man

If Julian Alvarez is worth €150m, how much would a 23 year old Messi be worth?

@___A1shah @FirdaousIsiaq Una don start to cap oo…If it were to be a rich man now you won’t say this Sha

@FirdaousIsiaq Whether you’re sorry or not, if shooting your shot at me was your first message I’m not replying

Out of context but whenever you’re introducing your self, NEVER APOLOGIZE! Her DM is open for a reason, you don’t have to be sorry for texting someone.

@cknze1 “ Our ancestors got it right with women” . The truth.

I return to this anonymous every couple of hours. Do you realize how much denial a man must have faced to look his wife dead in the eye and tell her he’s cheating because she denies him sex? Give am food, you say no. Still come dey investigate to know if he wan go outside go buy food. You wan kill am abi? The more you observe modern marriages the more you realize our ancestors got it right with women. You either have none of them or you have plenty of them. Let their competition anxiety keep each other in check.

@FindingKan A wise man

I entered uber this evening to my snooker place and the keke rider asked me “Oga! Abeg how much be this your perfume? E nice” Next thing, two people are the back were asking me the name too. I told them “Thank you” then I told him the price and asked him “Why didn’t he ask me of the name first” He said and I quote “Bros! Na the price fit make me know if I go ask of the name or not” 😂😂😂😂 Everybody for the uber burst laugh😂

@gbolly_dey @arojinle1 Attraction rarely grows on the part of women but it usually happens with men , it is the reason arranged marriages could thrive back in the days

@arojinle1 What surprises me isn't that it happens, but it's how common it seems to be. People often marry for comfort, security, shared goals, or social pressure, then hope attraction will grow later. Sometimes, it does. Sometimes, it doesn't.

I still don't understand why/how people get married to people they're not sexually attracted to.

@big_zehrry The shirt is more like a trophy so I still think the shirt is better

Do you think this is better than signing on the clothes ? 🤔

A sharp man

@_favorite_ada Nothing tops chicken

Chicken. Or. Turkey

@Opehyehmmi TV

What home appliances do you need but can’t afford?

@hon_ags There’s Something funny evil about this country

Why is WAEC conducting Agricultural practical by 8pm in Oyo state? Despite the security tension in the state.

@lonelyyyboi9 You might think what you said is a joke but it is most likely possible

He fit work citizenship for person 😭😭😭

@BigFrman I don’t know but I feel like he’d be better as a target man

Bernal doesn't move me. I wont lie. I just think he is not Barcelona level. Watching him in this match and he has made two mistakes already.

@NealGardner_ I feel he’s just lacking confidence..he’s good

Ferran since that second leg against Atleti… Now Spain’s 10th highest goal scorer of all time btw 😳

@UnkleAyo You have eaten to full and now you’re lookin for what will burst your stomach

I have typed and deleted, multiple times. Over to you people abeg.

@whopls_ E get document and he was a banker too so he knew his onions lol

That man wey sell fake airport for $200m in the 1990s get better update pass wetin we de use AI do now...