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@EDukes_2013 Old ass 👀

I’m 26 in 11 days 😳

All@I’m saying is we need more hype like this in the comments

*actual conversation from this weekend* Girl: “you’re single?” Me: “yes..” Girl: “how, you’re cute, smart, and tall?!” Me: “idk, if I knew I feel like I wouldn’t be single...” 😂

@spacefunkb00ty @SullivanKing Yuhhhh🥵

I don’t have any of those things, and still have 0 bitches :,)

That man showed up with the drip at max flow, look at the fit 👀

All I want for my birthday, is a big booty yo 😔

As a grown man my choice to spend money on Pokémon Go shouldn’t be criticized :,)

Walking into the streets like

Me

Me: Anyone over 40: “yOu KnOw ThOsE tAtToOs WiLl MaKe It HaRd To GeT a JoB rIgHt ?”

Yo I love political ads where one person is basically blaming the other for global warming like there aren’t 7.8 billion other people involved 😂

@sassy_alex_ They 100% are, at least the ones I’ve delt with 😂

@Bran_kowitz Are they not already ???

If I had a dick his name would be Guy Fieri

Covid-19 cure, everyone just shut the hell up and we will be good according to my university. GG where do I collect my Nobel Prize for my ground breaking discovery 👀

No all my true sense comes to the surface to remind me in a SAVAGE.

all my common sense leaves my body as soon as one of my friends says “you won’t”

@lexfridman Words are a very lossy compression of thought

@GerberKawasaki @barronsonline Physics favors electric transport, batteries for stationary storage & solar/wind for energy generation