Brann Bronzebeard

RUN FER YER LIVES!!!

I MEAN GIANT IT'S THA SIZE OF THA FRIGGIN' MOON!

THERE'S A GIANT FRIGGIN' SWORD FALLIN' RIGHT ON TOP O' US!

WHAT IN THA BLAZES

Ey, lads, where's that shade comin' from?

I ain't writing much lately. Silithus is boring. Nothin' ever happening out here. Just... sand. And nothin' interestin' to dig up. #Warcraft

((That said, I really missed the entertainment these characters provide me in that nerve-wracking time. I will attempt to get back in, slowly.))

((I want to apologize for my prolonged absence. I was dealing with some family issues and tweeting on every alt account I have here was starting to feel like a chore.))

I wrote to Ironforge asking for a restraining order. For now, my monkey's keeping an eye on her. #Warcraft

Oh fer cryin' out loud! I woke up to her massagin' my back! When she was supposed to be miles away! A dwarf has his limit, ye ken? #Warcraft

Did she... did she follow me back here? This is getting a wee bit creepy. #Warcraft #RP

Aye, she's taking care of my every need, but I need some breathing space. I'm gonna take a break from the camp. #Warcraft

Half my underpants are gone from my bags! I swear, if that draenei chick stole them for some pervy reasons... that would be kinda hot. And kinda disturbing. #Warcraft

At least I'm getting all the coffee I need. I'll just try to ignore her when she starts asking when we can go out again. #Warcraft

@Suramarine Elf female. "Man" is for humans.

I got the clingy draenei to run errands for us. At least she's some use, eh? #Warcraft

@Suramarine DWARVES.

Yeah, I may have entertained the clingy draenei a wee bit, but I always said it was nothing serious! She is way too tall fer me! #Warcraft

@Suramarine Here's some news for you. The only thing you engage is an engine. Ye just move yer hands!

@Suramarine "Engage in body language"? Speak bloody Common, will ye?