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@BrandiParkey

We’ll get there fast, and then we’ll take it slow.

Piqua, OH Katılım Ekim 2012
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@ashwilsss_ Imma drag you in there again soon!
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So I talked to my doctor about my anxiety and obviously had to joke that I make my problems really small and then shove them deep down and he wrote it in my visit notes 😂😂 why am I like this?
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gonna open a restaurant and one of the appetizers is gonna be just a handful of shredded cheese that the server puts directly into your mouth
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And now I feel bad because there was an older woman employee trying to push some up front too but I was already driving away and couldn’t help her ugh why am I like this
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I was leaving Kroger and saw one of the employees struggling to push a bunch of carts inside and heard him yell “I fucking hate my life” so I was like fuck it, I’ll help him push them up there.. didn’t say thanks or anything but ITS FINE. Good luck buddy
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If you’re sick do you keep a Kroger bag nearby to throw all your tissues in or is that just me? 😅 too weak to get up
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@toadinyoface Man I was happy when I could run half a mile without stopping... 😳😅
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New personal best, went 13 miles without stopping!🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️
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Well, it’s official.. The Parkers are hitting Europe in 2022!
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@tinetwts I’m like should I be offended cause y’all are ugly as hell 😂😂
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@tinetwts And they also skipped straight to “we were wondering if you would want to have fun with us?”
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@tinetwts Lmfao this happened to me at Z’s and I was petrified
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Really going through some shit rn and I am not a fan
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Hello, restaurant worker here, just reminding you that due to Covid restrictions we can’t sit your party of 15 together. Split up or get out.
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@tinetwts I know 😭 I would be all warm in Florida but instead it’s cold and rainy
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If COVID wasn’t a thing I would be getting on a cruise ship today 😭
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So I always have really weird dreams, here’s what I remember from last night.. A little kid was talking shit, I got in his face and said “if you can’t spell ‘onomatopoeia’ then get the fuck out.” Wtf is wrong with me?! 😂😂
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