Brandon

We’re the last ethical program in the country

Brady is such a psycho, he’s talking about wide receivers shoulder planes in the NFC Championship game.

@KatieMiller How much fraud is in the jobs numbers 🤔

BLS data confirms home health aides as the fastest-growing U.S. occupation with a 10% surge to over 500,000 in 2024. It's MOSTLY Medicaid-funded. 42% are foreign-born across the US. 78% are foreign-born in NYC where most home health aides are used. Want to guess where the fraud is?

It’s that time of year where you have no idea what day of the week it is

@ankithwoods Don’t forget about 2027

2026 I’m making 6 figures, 2028 I’m making 7

I’m convinced the LA Rams have no real fans. I’ve never seen a Rams home game where the opposing team’s fan didn’t out number Rams fans.

🚨🚨ONE HELL OF A STORY🚨🚨 #Cowboys superstar kicker Brandon Aubrey was drafted in the 1st round of the MLS draft, but he struggled and decided to stop playing soccer and use his software engineering degree. While watching the #NFL with his wife, they witnessed a kicker miss, and Aubrey’s wife said Brandon could make that kick. Brandon then began learning how to kick field goals and started working as an engineer during the day and practicing at night for multiple years. After a tryout, a USFL team gave him their starting kicker job. He became a national headline for his massive leg and signed with the Cowboys. Brandon Aubrey is the best kickers in the league, kicked a game tying 64-yard field today to send the game to overtime. One of the best stories in sports.

I was looking forward to watching Monday Night Football then I remembered Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are the commentators.

It’s 2025 and there’s still people driving in a car by themselves wearing a mask

Stay healthy, get wealthy, seek truth, give love, and create beauty.

World's first autonomous delivery of a car! This Tesla drove itself from Gigafactory Texas to its new owner's home ~30min away — crossing parking lots, highways & the city to reach its new owner

People who use military time walk around like they’re a superior race

When we gone stop letting hate rule the world ?

@kellierowe Lmaooo the comment on his swing still stands tho

@BrandonOsipov LOLLL I didn't recognize you and Ryan's like "that's Brandon." I get so much snark from strangers I just assumed. carry on

my bf is playing golf at the big house right now, looks pretty cool

we had an over/under on the first guy to comment on his swing. I lost x.com/BrandonOsipov/…

@edk9000 Doris, is this your burner?

@BrandonOsipov Doris is not bad… it’s RJ that gotta go.

Doris Burke and Richard Jefferson calling games of this magnitude is a disgrace to the game of basketball

@luhpedestrian Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson

@emaciasss Hater