Brandon Ray

Today at work a little kid was crying, so I started being a goof until his cry turned to a smile and that smile turned to a giggle. His mom looks at me and says “you are going to make a good Dad one day” And that was probably the best compliment I think I’ve ever received....

@kassidylaine4 @mattie_phillips The funny part is the fact you’re still not saying no😂

@mattie_phillips @kassidylaine4 See Mattie has my back. Heck you could mail me a check if you’re feeling old school

@kassidylaine4 @Brandonmray_ how bout cashapp

I’m a man, but not like a MAN man... like I’ll beat your ass if you step to me, but imma also cry and the end of Marley and Me🥴

Yo Facebook WILD

So I was feeling bad for my son in his room playing by himself so I went in there to play w him & he hands me a cup of “soup” 😑😑BOYMOM shit 🤮

Your wallet is not what’s “broke” It’s your mindset... fix your mindset, fix your wallet

I just imagine @howiemandel sitting in his antibacterial mansion thinking “who’s a germophobe now”

If you make dancing videos on TikTok there’s an 80% chance I already don’t like you

This is why I have trust issues

Happy hungover day

When I was younger I thought quicksand was gonna be a way bigger issue than it is...😅

Mines never gone passed 3 lol

*highschool* 11:00 PM - “it’s getting late.. I should probably go to bed” *now* 2:00 AM- “I’m hungry... I think I’m gonna go to Walmart and get some frozen waffles”

Read this thread 😂😂

“CALL THE FUCKING COPS OR THE ASPCA” 💀💀😂😂

I feel like people that run for president got bullied in high school

Hobbs and Shaw taught me one thing... DONT FUCK WITH HAWAIIANS

Me passing my family on thanksgiving getting my 3rd plate of food...