Raynor Shine

Every man dies, but not every man truly lives

@serengetee oh you like that? You think that's funny? Well FYI you just lost me as a customer.

This is my big chance

@sarabrosas I didn't get my free t shirt from @serengetee either...that was Mother's Day material.

Warden: "any last words?" Inmate:"I just want to see the sunset" Warden:"oh here checkout my snapchat feed"

Wow a blue and black zebra

@amazingg_grace1 what better time to start your day?

@Emilynhamilton bet

Tiger woods should've gotten a driver

I've always seen the bumper stickers but I didn't know people actually stopped for squirrels.

Only downfall of XM radio is that I don't get to listen to Marty the one man party talk about those RAAYUMMM TRUCKS...

@Emilynhamilton lol I see them at iga all the time at like 11/12 at night. Boolin

They threw their lives away shortly after twitter.com/uberfacts/stat…

Fed up with these dancing dinosaurs after every snapchat story

I've seen atleast 30 turtles crossing the road in the last week...only managed to run over 11 tho

Still haven't decided if I like the smell of freshly poured asphalt or not