brantley brice

told my therapist to shut the fuck up and that he has no idea what he’s talking about and that i look forward to seeing him again next tues

had to remove a satellite dish off someone’s rooftop and now im straight

tomorrow 8/22 we can't wait to host @fabriziocopano Jared Goldstein @BrantleyBrice @sheriadidthat James Wendt & @salinas_pedro $10 suggested donation eventbrite.com/e/699948363397…

Barbieland is actually one of the doors in The Nightmare Before Christmas

no joke 20 seconds later & i’m back in

10 min into the first ep of prehistoric planet season 2 and not a single dino has died yet this season sucks

Cross the finish line of Pride Month with this hot and sexy all queer comedy show, and make a new friend with our bestie speed dating portion to strengthen the power of our beautiful sexy hot queer community :) TONIGHT at PARKSIDE LOUNGE Sotruebestie.eventbrite.com

therapist: we have a minute left me: i found a bag of meth outside my apt building. did i try it? find out next week

not sure who needs to hear this but if you like Shakespeare you’re a fucking loser

Thanks Timber Timbre for spending 2,024 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Sewer Blues. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/7HeVXdO…

@HalleKiefer Congrats Halle!! ♥️

Hi everyone! Just wanted to post in the most awkward way imaginable to social media during a long weekend (!!!!) that I am gay. Anyway, that is what's new with me. If you're a Ruined listener, Dave will be segueing to the title Ex-Boyfriend of the Pod, and we remain dear friends

hate when i clip my nails and one shoots off and escapes before i get the chance to play with it for a lil bit

skipping steps while exiting the subway platform is toxic masculinity

To go into all this trouble and then still gender the mermaids…

realized I left my mask at home but luckily i found one on the subway platform

COMEDY TONIGHT! ‘Youth Group’ returns with hosts @allmyproblemz & @brantleybrice with @milly_tamarez @tessafuckinskara @jonathanjthomas3 & @gayvirgin666 8-10pm • freeeee @ Our Wicked Lady instagram.com/p/CcQt0-KuATc/…

at LAX about to board a plane and the girl in front of me said she’s feeling sad about the salad she couldn’t finish:( PRAYING FOR HER

MAIN FLOOR COMEDY TONIGHT ‘Youth Group’ returns Hosted by @brantleybrice & @allmyproblemz Featuring: @hannahpilkes @internetdevon @joaniedrago_unofficial @nicocarney 8pm | free! @ Our Wicked Lady instagram.com/p/Ca2cMQ2Octk/…

can’t wait to tell my therapist i worked out