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@jackwere7 @cher40803 Inategemea size but naanzia 800 for 4by6

@BraveGirlAlways @cher40803 How much for white bedsheets

Ukipataa pesa jaribuu hii biashara ya AirBNB so lucrative kwanza mahali kama Bomet ,Silibwet,Litein and etc na uekee rate ya less than 1k but no less than 800bob.

@aronrakim @cher40803 Yes dear

@BraveGirlAlways @cher40803 Uko na linen?

@TonySo_prano @cher40803 70 by 145cm nauza 1000 na 90 by 165 nauza 1200. All are white

@BraveGirlAlways @cher40803 Ngapi

@mariolexxx Water all the way

People that stopped taking carbonated drinks, what did you replace it with?

@kenkenlewu 1 week is enough if not CS now!!!! If CS then 1 month but go slow on her so long as you cum

My neighbour’s wife found a cond0m in her husband’s pocket this morning. “Babeeeee, what is this cond0m doing in your pocket? You’re chèating on me now…” Then the husband shouted back; “What do you want me to do? It’s been 8 months. You keep saying your body hasn’t healed. Are you the only woman who has given b1rth? I begged you. I complained. I waited 4 months after delivery before even bringing it up…” “ Yes. I’m cheàting.” The way the woman screamed en, I thought our roof would collapse.

@KiokoTony @kijanayaMMU_ Kama sio halali sio

@BraveGirlAlways @kijanayaMMU_ Mali ya wizi kama ya ruto inaumiza wananchi lakini mali haramu niwewe na jasho yako ,it doesn't affect others

I thought uhuru Kenyatta and Jimmy Wanjigi were the richest people in Kenya until I heard the name Harun Mwau....

@KiokoTony @kijanayaMMU_ Tofauti ya mali ya wizi na mali ya haramu ni?

@BraveGirlAlways @kijanayaMMU_ Mzae pesa yake ni ya wizi....harron yake ni ya biashara hata kama ni haramu,ni jasho yake

@thenaijacarguy Am in

Hi My name is James Gabriel I’m a Data Analyst & Engineer. Starting tomorrow, 2026, I intend to mentor 1000 people transitioning to tech. Follow and turn on post notification. Kindly like & retweet for reach.

@KwekuForeigner8 Improper fraction

What do we call this in mathematics 🤣😂🫵🏽

@Degrata254 Niko mwezi ya kumi na moja

Kuna watu hukaa genuinely more than a month without getting laid?

@iamennoh Maybe plastic surgery

Mama Ngina Kenyatta at 92, still glowing and unshaken. What’s the secret, folks? 🫠

@IEBCKenya You are blogging abi?

No one is allowed to take pictures of ballot papers at polling stations. The secrecy and integrity of the individual vote must be preserved at all times. Any breach is punishable by law. #27thNovByelections #TalkwithIEBC #StopFakeNews #YourVoteYourFuture

@Halima_Diida So who are you blaming on this madam? So to you the boy was right and the driver was wrong ama?

The tragic death of the young Somali boy knocked down along Muthaiga Road during a reckless content-creation stunt is a painful reminder of the chaos we have allowed to flourish on our roads. A child’s life has been stolen in the name of clout, a failure that should shame us all.

@bikk0h Says a man who can never disclose the way

Kama uko na laptop na a good internet connection na bado umesota you're either lazy or dumb af

@_KasKazini Who can even take your advice?

To our SG and colleagues: Elected members of ODM must not engage in political chicanery. The party entered the Broad-Based arrangement for the sake of the country. You pushed for this arrangement in boardrooms; you must not now pretend to oppose it when you face the people. While it is important to strengthen our party, we must also uphold the values that make us ODM; bravery, integrity, and decisiveness in the face of political storms. I have heard you and a few elected leaders claim there is no such thing as a Broad-Based candidate. Yet, it is an open secret that both ODM and UDA sat down and negotiated zones in a spirit of political goodwill, even asking certain candidates to step down in specific regions and declaring mutual support as part of a broader effort toward national healing. We shall not allow the words of our party’s spokesperson to be weaponized verbatim by our opponents against our party and its candidates. No one tried to sabotage your election. Don’t do it to others. It is disingenuous for our Secretary General to feign ignorance of this arrangement while uttering faux-democratic statements to the masses and singing a different tune behind closed doors. We entered this agreement despite his reservations because Kenya was bigger. If you respect our Party Leader, set aside personal interests and serve the people. Hufai kuyavulia maji nguo kisha usiyakoge. The Ten-Point Agenda gives us ample room to hold this government accountable without creating confusion among our supporters. Some leaders speak eloquently about principles yet do little to ensure Nairobi’s leadership is answerable to the people. You signed that document alongside Baba. His word, not your feelings, carries. The honourable thing is to ensure his people get justice within the framework he left behind. When campaign season arrives, you may go your own way. But for now, let us focus on service and integrity. I will continue to speak on these matters, regardless of pressure from your circles. These are people’s lives, not a popularity contest. Let your mandate always rise above personal ambition. We will continue to speak this truth, no matter how uncomfortable, because that is the spirit of ODM. There are Broad-Based candidates from both ODM and UDA in the upcoming by-elections. There are Broad-Based priorities from ODM, enshrined in the Ten-Point Agenda. Let us focus. I wish all ODM candidates success in the upcoming by-elections and urge our legislators to focus on service delivery. Stop pretending, stop antagonizing the government for soft power or personal deals. The people are watching, and they shall judge you by your works.

@_falsi1ke @google UK

Tag the company you want to work for, let's see if the are nice enough to reply.

Rest in peace Hon. Raila Amollo Odinga

@BernardKavuli Nipee 200k kenya

Would you prefer a Ksh 200,000 monthly salary in your home country or Ksh 1 million in the US?