SmackDown’s best commentator. ♔ NOT @StuBennett.

SmackDown’s number one commentator at your bloody service! #BOOM

Anyways. Here’s Wonderwall.

Good luck to Gigi and Jacy only tonight. #WWENXT #VengeanceDay

.@StuBennett wants to let you know: DO NOT MISS NXT #VengeanceDay! Listen to the man or it will be Bad News. Tune in to @peacock TONIGHT at 8/7c 👊

I like being named after this better.

It’s never too early to catch up with an old pal. We haven’t talked since you’ve been back. How the bloody hell are ya?

I didn’t even tell her to say that-

Hey, old friend. @BowToRegality

I just realized something.

Stalker.

I’m better.

I’m the chair.

🚨 @DMcIntyreWWE just received his number for TONIGHT's #RoyalRumble Match... and it seems he's got some BAD NEWS.

"I've got to compliment your essence because you smell of Luscious Marshmallows." - @StuBennett to @ZelinaVegaWWE #SmackDown

If you’re looking for some late night #action then look no further than I AM VENGEANCE: RETALIATION, starring Vinnie Jones & Stu Bennett. You can buy & rent this title using the links below⬇️ bit.ly/IAVRiTunes bit.ly/IAVRAmazon bit.ly/IAVRGooglePlay

I believe I have been chosen, the family leader told his flock. So do not doubt my good ideas. Don't taunt me, and don't mock. Follow me, and I will lead. And take you on adventures. Where thoughts are never understood, when compared to my past ventures. — Four roots, one tree.

I LOVE IT, MIGAEL!

Christmas is the worst holiday. The joy and happiness sickens me. Enjoy your maxed out cards and rubbish family. Bah humbug.