Braxton “The Nightmare” Montgomery

@hanktheherb @pdhoosier1972 The rotation is between bag rooms at Pi Kapps you twerp

@pdhoosier1972 Yall will never understand the pi kapps to tep to asig rotation on Saturday nights rip

HOLY SHITTTTTT BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@HoosierHogtie Stripper

Needs some side job or online thing to do now through school year. Any recommendations welcome.

Was texting two girls last night and wake up to a picture of them together at dinner on Instagram #fuck

@dr_kschultz22 Club at Lac La Belle?

You think any of the bridesmaids care that I got up and down from here?

@Dmakes2 Absolute miss by me

@BraxBNightmare Penn National Iron Forge Course

Public golf baby! Exchanged some words with a 6ball that didn’t want to let a 2some through and now we got a 5ball parking 2 yards from the green All of it in one setting. Yeesh

Just learned that Truly is the official beer of US Soccer. Explains a fucking lot #gay

@BonBonDaws0n Can’t believe you would ask this while claiming to be nicknamed “beers”

Ice in the beer…shrink or expand??

@BonBonDaws0n SHRINK SHRINK SHRINK SHRINK SHRINK

@ConsStanford Blue Mound is a great track

All time performance from the cart boys

@marvseymour Been having the same thoughts Marvin. Got told by a 2 handicap that I’m a good player yesterday bc of it

God I love Instagram sometimes

Got invited to a round with Pops and his coworker for the first time today. Member told me he had never seen the ball hit as far as I did on at least 5 holes #representthebloodline

@HoosierHogtie Shrink

Bro.

@HoosierHogtie Now who would’ve told you that Hogtie

Just found out a girl I used to talk to got walked in on eating out her bf. Morning has been made

Just saw Spike Lee eating breakfast on Martha’s Vineyard at 7am and he’s rocking a full Knicks outfit. Game respect game

Imagine being a dog in an Indian family #yuck

Imagine seeing this and thinking that we should import Somali immigrants with IQs of 60 #whiteboysummer

@ChedHolmgren @HoosierHogtie ball knowledge

Can’t rip the big one around my buddy’s girl #fade #whipped

Just bought a Martha’s Vineyard branded vest at the flagship store. I’m not joking when I say I’m willing to #dieforthewhale