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the human brain is a complex machine designed to think “Fuck ya life. Bing Bong!” thousands of times an hour

y’all actually be sending your packages back? i just be gracefully taking a L lmaooooooooo

It went from September 1st to the 20th in like 2 days.

Columbus Missouri was alright, alright, alright . 😏i had a good time! #bransoncognac #lecheminduroi

When u go on someone’s insta and see they have fake boobs do you scroll down and try and figure out when they got them done or are u normal

Olympic athletes representing Italy entering a training facility in Tokyo, Japan (2021)

After decades of Texas and Oklahoma fans ragging on the SEC (out of complete jealously) it is incredibly hilarious seeing both fan bases this excited about the potential of joining our conference Please remember that you need us. We do not need you.

All I spend money on is food and clothes but I’m still hungry and can’t find anything to wear

so annoying having friends with real jobs what do you mean you’re busy at 2pm on a monday :/ i wanna hang :/

You can't teach taste

So true. Thanks Jordan Belfort.

i ordered 6 bananas and the instacart guy brought 6 BUNCHES of bananas so now my apartment looks like fuckin donkey kong country

PSA: The way you speak to yourself matters.

The Less You Show The Less They Know .