Break down

@LayneKelsi3 It's some sort of encrypted function to be able to DM now

@Breakdo3625 Think I fixed it

What's going on tomorrow my people?? HMU 😘

@NoNameJane3 Yeah it's incredible this time of year in Western New York 😘

You can always find me chasing the sunsets... 😍

@NoNameJane3 You back?

Hello Darlings, I missed you... -Jane💋

@karen_vanilla New stockings?

@karen_vanilla Uuuummmm🤤that's all I have to say about this!

@LayneKelsi3 No unfortunately I still can't for some reason 😞

@Breakdo3625 I have to follow you back. I did, you should be able to now

@karen_vanilla Phone working yet?

hey guys! been having some serious phone difficulties lately, currently messaging off my computer. please bear with me while i attempt to keep everything straight in a way i'm not accustomed too (like contacts don't show up, only numbers; and in certain places i don't have any connection whatsoever, etc)! hoping to get a new phone tomorrow! Tonight & Thurs morning - early evening, Friday afternoon are GOOD TIMES TO catch up iF yoU've been Craving some Karen😉 get your decoder rings out🙃

@karen_vanilla @BillStringer9 You're up early today 😉

It's certainly ideal. I see being a companion as similar to physical trainers, massage therapists, counselors etc (sometimes literally a mix of all 3 lol) - in that we're all skilled professionals you can hire to improve the quality of your life & seeing us is can be a form of self care. Most physical trainers are not going to accommodate constant last minute requests. Once or twice, if they have time, sure. A counselor may see you last minute in an emergency - but not with only 30 min warning every time you need someone to talk to. It's the norm for people to prebook for these types of appointments -often it's required. And fees apply if you cancel last minute 🤷🏼‍♀️. So if you can plan ahead enough to see a physical trainer or counselor, you can plan ahead enough to see me. That being said, I realize the logistics are somewhat different for some people - you can't exactly write this kind of apptmt on the family schedule ... But ya could just write "physical trainer, 6pm" 😉. Bring a duffel bag and some gym shorts - I'll make sure you go home sweaty 🤣.

Guys - same day availability is fine, same hour is not. In the past, 50-75% of you pre-booked, at least a day in advance. That showed me there was interest, so i would show up at the "office" early and stay there all day, which allowed me to accommodate "same hour", bookings as well - I was already there . Over time, the majority of you have started asking at the last minute , literally. So at the start of my day, I have a schedule with NOTHING on it. Which leads me to believe there is no interest, so I get work done around the house, or at my second job. Then suddenly 3 of you text me, wanting to see me in the next 30 minutes. It takes me a MINIMUM of an hour, more like 1.5 hours, to get ready and get to the office. None of you are available by then. The alternative is, I show up at 10am, and sit there all day hoping for last minute bookings. Sometimes I get them, sometimes I don't. When I don't, I feel like I've wasted an entire day I could've spent doing other things. Or, 2 of you text me during the one prebooked visit I do have, wanting to show up in the next 15-30 minutes. It's getting ridiculous. My first course of action is this: asking you kindly to please plan your day. Most of you have more mainstream jobs and lives than I do! Your schedule is more set than mine. You know what time you get out of work and have to be home. Plan ahead - even if it's 6 hours ahead, that helps. Text me the night before - "hey, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna want to see you around 1pm tomorrow , I'll confirm in the morning". Or if you want to see me at 1pm, text me at 9am. I won't hold it against you if you don't show up, but if I get enough interest, I'll know to be there and ready by 1 - there's a good chance someone will show up. Otherwise, I'm not gonna waste my time waiting and I'll put my energy into my other business. Or, I'll start charging fees for bookings made within a 2 hour period. I don't think anyone wants that, nor do I. And I don't mind the occasional very last minute request - I realize sometimes that you happen to have a window, and give it a shot. That's fine! But if 90% of you book at the last minute, I have no clue if my day will be busy or dead, and I'm not gonna waste 12 hours sitting there to find out. The majority of you are regulars, and the majority of you used to pre-book. So I know it's possible. Last minute bookings are still welcome, it just can't be everyone all the time - or I won't ever be available last minute 🤷🏼‍♀️. Let's do it the easy way, without fees and without me having to say no until people get the message that you need to plan ahead. Please and thanks. And - a huge thank you to the few of you who always pre-book!! Very appreciated. And also to the few of you I've already spoken to who understood and corrected immediately❤️❤️. Thanks for reading and understanding.

@karen_vanilla Hey quick question. How come your so incredible?

Put in some serious work on my blog post about scammers on T-ry$t this weekend! Up to 10 pages not including pics & not even done yet! (I'm gonna to edit it down to a more readable length and/or have a summary version for those of you who prefer bullet points) Spoiler alert: I got a scammer to take down a fake ad. Only 1000 more to go 🤣🤣 Stay tuned 😁

@LexiBuffalo Quick question. How come your so adorable 😍

I woke up like this

@LexiBuffalo 👍🙏

I just forcibly gave this man a blowjob and can confirm he didn’t cry

@karen_vanilla @LexiBuffalo I'm a Leo. Aries and Leo are extremely compatible!😘

@Breakdo3625 Thanks! It was last month, March Aries, same as @LexiBuffalo of course ;)

with summer right around the corner there's no Better time to trY some CARDIO 🤸🏼‍♀️. fortunately this week I still have plenty of tiME to workout! 🏃🏼‍♀️ AnyoNe want to join me for SomE fleXibility training!🧘🏼‍♀️ (there's a gym at my office😉) Looking for workout buddiEs all day Tomorrow pluS Friday this UpComing weeK! (CAPITALS are the 🔑 to the 🧩) also when i was a kid my mom warned me if I tried this at 30 i would get stuck 🤣. well, im 36 & not only can i still flip my knees over my head but i can take a selfie while doing it 🙃

@karen_vanilla Verryyy nice 🤤

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@TsElleXo Perfect

This just in…. Now hosting all incalls in downtown Manhattan. See you soon xx

@LexiBuffalo How you doin?

Good morning to the Buffalo Sabres, 2025/26 Atlantic Division Champions! #Sabrehood

@karen_vanilla I love when you look like this 😘

around 10-3 tomorrow if anyone WANTS TO pick up their First cUstom Craft orders this weeK 😉 THESE letters are important 🙃😋

@karen_vanilla Adorable meets sexy all wrapped up in one incredible package 🔥

Thank you Buffalo (& visitors) for another amazing week! I truly appreciate you guys❤️ On tap for this weekend: updating my website 🖥️ , long overdue pedicure 👣& cleaning my house 😬 lol. Feel free to reach out for virtual services for the weekend and plans for next week 😁

@karen_vanilla Good job on the caps as well 😎👍

this week im selling CUstoM craftS 🧶: tEEs 👕, Mugs ☕, Etc. FOR all occaSions - EXcellent qualitY guaranTeed ✅! hIt ME up 📞this evening, tomorrow after 430, thurs early afternoon, fri afternoon/early evening to place an order. check the CAPITALS for more info 😉