Breeding Queen

See also: parents who never invite back, parents who pick up two hours late.

Parents who tell me AFTER the party they are sorry they didn't respond: too little, too late. You're on my list now.

#5factsaboutmymom 3) when they removed my braces she said "well that's a lot of money out of the window then."

#5factsaboutmymom 2) she doesn't like children until they can read

#5factsaboutmymom 1) she told me she never recovered from her third child.

Some parents actually think that by baking carrot cake for kids, they'll get them to like vegs better than chocolate. It. Will. Not. Work.

I intend to use this account as a way to explain why other parents are pretty useless. IRL it tends to be a conversation killer.