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@itsWillyFerrell:I hate it when I forget to turn my swag off at night and I wake up covered in bitches"@StolsDeon @steyn13 @JohanvanderBank

"@VeryRudeTweets: #ThatAwkwardMoment when your sarcasm is so advanced, people actually think you're stupid."@anelimans

"@VeryRudeTweets: 1,2,3,4 I declare a thumb war... 5,6,7,8 I used this hand to masturbate."@StolsDeon @JohanvanderBank

"@itsWillyFerrell: RTETWEE fi yuo raed tihs wihtuot a porblem baecuase yuore jsut taht asoemwe."@anelimans @StolsDeon @Jenique7

Dear Pringles,I'm no longer a child, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Sincerely,Everyone over8.@StolsDeon @anelimans

"@itsWillyFerrell: Roses are red, I hate you, die."@StolsDeon

"@FUCKIPEDIA: The only good thing about driving a Prius is all the money you save on condoms."@StolsDeon @JohanvanderBank@MareeVerhoef

I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years party when you hear an arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in@anelimans

@anelimans ek wou saam stem maar dan was ns al2 nou verkeerd soos ek reeds gese het .!!

"@itsWillyFerrell: Well I would agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."@StolsDeon @anelimans

"@itsWillyFerrell: That moment when you walk through a spider web and instantly become a karate master."@anelimans @StolsDeon

@StolsDeon ...dt sou ngals lekke gewes ht as j no saam os by dros gesit het- #johnan+brens

"@ImTracyMorgan: Some songs wake up my inner stripper."@anelimans

"@itsWillyFerrell: Real friends go straight to your refrigerator when they get to your house."@StolsDeon #hehe jihp that's me !!

After a sports game: Good game Good game Good game Fuck you. Good game Good game Good game Good game@StolsDeon #ek n j teen khs

"@BookOfComedy: Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas. I woke up in a box."@anelimans @StolsDeon

I really hope Justin Bieber guest stars on Glee! Then we'd only need one grenade."@anelimans @StolsDeon @LouisaLotter @MareeVerhoef

@StolsDeon You can either brag about how drunk you got last night,or you can complain about how hungover you are today You cannot do both."

Rapper:"I'm killing them snitches smacking them bitches,smokin blunts and f*ckin hoes*Wins award*Rapper:"I just wanna thank God"@StolsDeon