Brent Casper

@FugitiveJacket @frontierism It's almost as bad as the milk cartons. Oh, and my Costco just yanked the coffee grinder.

@frontierism You have to guaranteed encounters with a Costco employee when visiting a store: entrance, checkout, and exit. Each of them require you to prove who you are and that you’re not a thief. It’s a terrible customer experience.

Costco checkout man gives me shit because my wife scanned her membership but I’m the one swiping the credit card. We’re both on the same membership, why does it matter? “It can’t be different people,” he mumbles, then turns to his assistant and speaks in a different language. He turns to look back at me, “I have to scan yours.” Astronomically low-trust society. But at least we have taco trucks.

@AcrossCavs You want to see Mobley get bodied by a smaller player and shoot a fade away hook? Having success while he's soft is the last thing the Cavs need.

THIS is what you want to see from Evan Mobley. Taking advantage of the mismatch against Hauser

@CBBonFOX Appeared?

A closer look at the moment Dan Hurley appeared to make contact with the official, resulting in his ejection.

Dan Hurley makes Bobby Knight look like a patient, thoughtful coach.

So Schroder and Merrill combined for 42 minutes and 3 points. OK. #Cavs

Loving Hughes' aggressiveness. Speed kills. #USAHockey

@Warhogs56 @FtblSickness There was gunplay, sir. And he missed it.

@FtblSickness Tackleberry reference. Nice.

He’s a helluva player but I’m gonna need Ben Griffin to graduate from the Tackleberry/Cartman authoritah shades if I’m to take him seriously.

@BBGreatMoments Narrator: Of course, A-Rod was later found to have been juicing the whole time.

Davey Johnson had A-Rod’s bat confiscated during a game, so Ken Griffey Jr gave his bat to Rodriguez and goes on to hit a homer 🔥

@FtblSickness Yep

Best team in the country.

@FtblSickness I always thought Jim was a horse's ass; John more measured and temperate. Felt like John knew that about Jim too. I'd like to think that he'd look past the post-game incident.

I would always be interested in any football coach named Harbaugh, but if you want to keep Jim Schwartz, that's probably not happening. If you're old enough, you remember why.

Let's not lose sight of the fact that today is Mary Kay and Grossi's Superbowl.

AB: "Most recently, Kevin's steady hand led us through the most turbulent part of our strategic pivot and transitional period." This was preordained. Stefanski likely knew back in September. #Browns

@REFLOG18 Notable that it came against Zeus Jr.

MYLES GARRETT JUST BROKE THE SINGLE SEASON SACK RECORD!!

Asked coming out of the half what adjustments he's going to make, Stefanski responds, "Of course we're going to stick to the plan." And that single statement sums up his tenure. #Browns

Miami just playing so much faster than OSU.

@Super70sSports Took me 4 episodes before I even realized there was a dude on the show.

I remember when ESPN was 17 hours of sports a day and 7 hours of this son of a bitch just exercising ...

@KenCarman Same. The irony is that he's one of the very first to have manipulated the rules way back in the day.

My first reaction is to always hate John Calipari. Until I actually take the time to listen to him and realize he’s usually right.

Whoa - former Brown bringing the heat

Just think how good Purdy is going to be after he hits puberty. #SNFonNBC

My goodness Robinson is a bad football player. #Browns