Bret “Bump” McCloughlin

If Alabama wins I’ll streak the quad.

Good doing business with you Taviez #BeQuicker

@DrHeywood9 Holy fucking shrink -Bump

@ashtonspeedball @widespreadpanic Good to see you enjoying some time of Ashton, wishing the best -Bump

Hard to beat it #TideByAMillion

Fuck I’m a chud

The Barners have let loose

@philliplovebama Light it up Philip Best of wishes -Bump

New Orleans here I come

Don’t feed into the “Rat Poison” #1-0

Tide by a Million

@philliplovebama Throwing my bank account on it Phil -Bump

Getting my thumbs ready for tonight. The Tide is gonna get it done. I know it.

Give Demeco Ryans a blank check and get Debum out of my school #LANK

Blah Blah Blah… give me some Yum Yum #Deport

@jeebripper Lump, this is beutiful. However, if it’s not a Benchmade then it won’t be in my pocket

Reasons to have a pocket knife 1. Open random packages 2. Get caught at football game metal detectors 3. Be an absolute badass

@BlockJoshu83885 @RipReynolds_ 2 followers #Lank

@RipReynolds_ Hey rip, sincerely fuck you.

@tilly_freeman27 Never played a down for the Barners

@BretTheBump Don’t forget who he has a tattoo of🦅

@derek_davidson1 Cuck

@BretTheBump Who is that standing in front of the tv? What an asshole - grip

@philliplovebama I went when i was 12 Phil, and saw the best rack these eyes have ever seen.

This white boy went to Talladega for the first time today, and boy oh boy…

@avid_mindsetter 10+ beers, 🪵