A massive @Big12Conference battle today!🥊
Cougar and Cyclone nation!! Guess the score of the Houston vs. Iowa State game before tip-off to win one of these newly re-stocked Varsity Jackets. First, correct score entry is repping one of these jackets for the next game day! 🔥
Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.
I have reenlisted.
While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew