Brett Critch

@cyp_toon @1968Tv @WestHam_Central Was that when we had three different goalkeepers including Beardsley? 😂

@1968Tv @WestHam_Central Was there 🤦‍♂️ was a long journey home 🏁😬

21st April 1986 The day West Ham knocked eight past Newcastle United at Upton Park! @WestHam_Central #COYI #NUFC

@Lauren_83_ Surely it's not the size but what you watch on it? 😂

@StephenMulhern Risk v reward. Wouldn't be daft I didn't think I had a chance though

@BrettCritch Go big, I love it! One shot, one chance - that’s exactly the mindset! When you commit like that, anything can happen… and that’s what makes it so exciting!

If you were on a game show I was hosting… would you play it safe or go all in? I always find people’s tactics interesting!

@TinkerCunt_ Now there's an idea hiding in plain sight 😂😂

This chap thinks I'm on something. Doesn't follow me. Let's enlighten him, this is standard Soph 😂

@FasilBalti Kit kat theft

What's Scott Mills been up to then?

@FrancisChipp @NoContextHumans He hit the post with both. Clearly a future Joe Willock

@NoContextHumans Two shots at an open goal and missed both, Shite.

Dad just now realising his created a future superstar

@Bebo_Bols02 And still feel a bit dirty that he made the announcement about the queen 😕

@clumsyoaf33 How on earth are you going to cope? 😂

Good god it’s awful here!!

Could do with some advice on how to gently wake the little lady as I now have foot cramp and don't want to disturb her ❤️

@StephenMulhern I have, and I have 😂

Be honest… have you ever sat there watching a game show on TV thinking “I’d absolutely smash this show”… or is that just me?

@clumsyoaf33 @MafsAu Unless she'd hidden the batteries for the remote at the bottom of the basket? In other random irritations, couldn't someone have reset the clock on the oven in Julia's apartment so it wasn't flashing?

Never in my life when i have been in a relationship with a guy and been upset with him have I ever thought.. ‘I know what will upset him, I’ll leave and I’ll take all the cleaning stuff and clothes airer with me.. that’ll teach him’ #RebeccaAndSteven @MafsAu

@clumsyoaf33 @DylanTweetin You ought to be provided with 'mutuals' to help find your people 😂

@DylanTweetin I got added to a ‘beetroot perverts’ and “ salad cream weirdos’ … I’m fine with this 🤣

i’m thinking maybe twitter shouldn’t allow random people to add you to “lists” without your consent

@bazza080808 @HACKETTREF Salty Sellars 😊

@BrettCritch @HACKETTREF 🤷‍♂️

My first ever derby at Sat.James Park Scott Sellers free kick on a soaking wet day Referee that day @HACKETTREF who told us he was forced to make sure the game went ahead by the Pie Man!! Those where the days!! #NUFC 1 #SAFC 0

I'm hoping Suranne Jones was on the case msn.com/en-gb/news/new…

@FasilBalti @DreyfusJames But sometimes good things happened there 😂

@DreyfusJames Utter bollocks Minimum wage & the uniform was shit

Call me cynical, but everything was better when you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar…

For once, I'm quick off the mark.. Can't wait til next Thursday for the next 3 episodes of Last one Laughing UK. The speed everyone walks away when defending champion @RealBobMortimer gets his laptop out and the bontempi tunes start 😂😂

@NUFC360 Life in general - you learn more from the failures than the easy times. Look at what happened 2 years after failing in the cup final. We'll come back stronger and with more tactical nous 🖤🤍🖤🤍

In the space of 4 years since the takeover the club have seen 2 Top 5 finishes, 2 Cup Finals, 1 Cup Win, 2 Champions League campaigns, 1st ever time in the Champions League Knockout stages. Beating PSG, Benfica, Bilbao & Outplaying Barcelona at St James’ Park. The exit last night hurts, for Fans, Players, coaches & the owners. Newcastle United have come a long way in a short space of time. Let’s look to the future! #NUFC #UCL