Brett Reynolds

Tonight's starting lineup for the Celtics has not played a single minute together all season. White, Brown, Garza, Scheierman, Harper Jr.

Last 3 trips for philly with vuc on the floor -embiid screens for maxey and maxey goes by vuc for a layup in deep drop -embiid screens for maxey. maxey throws it back to him. embiid misses a wide open shot at the free throw line -they double embiid. oubre is wide open

After missing Day 3 of the NFL draft to be with his family, Patriots head coach Mike Vrabel is back at work with the team today.

Loved this moment. 118 Playoff games together. “Take a deep breath. I got George.” A quick reminder that they’re in it together, then back to the matchups for that possession.

I just had an exclusive interview with Goldfinger, who struck a deal with Chickenfry to get his $8025 credit card bill paid off for wearing a vibrating butt plug all night “Kelly Keegs knows a lot about this (butt plugs)” Katic will insert the plug. “I’m probably going to cum”

I miss old lineup construction: 1. Fastest player 2. Bat control guy (he sucks) 3. Best all-around hitter 4. Best power hitter 5. Lumbering power or bust hitter 6. High-OBP guy who leads off now 7. Bad switch hitter 8. Catcher 9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)

CFOs realizing that their AI token budget is going to be higher than the salaries of the people they laid off