Brett Hiker

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Brett Hiker

Brett Hiker

@BrettHiker

Comic, Mountain Man, Filmmaker (just a grip), “North America’s Sweetheart”

Katılım Aralık 2011
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Brett Hiker@BrettHiker·
I believe a dog carrying a comically large stick should have the right of way in any and all situations
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Maestro is an amazing film if you wanna see Bradley Cooper do a spot on impression of a person you’ve never heard speak and are only vaguely familiar with Plus the prosthetics make him look exactly like Carl Bernstein
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Brett Hiker@BrettHiker·
Working on the set of The Penguin all week and let me tell you… the Bronx doesn’t need a whole lot of set dressing to become Gotham
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Brett Hiker@BrettHiker·
Recently I was given the privilege of working on the stages where they filmed Citizen Kane, High Noon, Gone with the Wind, and Blame It on the Bellboy
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Vail Comedy Festival
Vail Comedy Festival@vailcomedyfest·
#2023 @BrettHiker: comedian, or as he likes to call it, "chortle-monger." His fans love his incredible stories from his days working on Hollywood sets. Submissions are open for the upcoming Vail Comedy Festival, May 24-26, 2024. Link in bio!
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Michael Gest@gest_w3·
@Arda Is ESPN bringing back In The Crease.? My son was looking forward to watching it before school and was disappointed when it wasn’t on today.
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Brett Hiker@BrettHiker·
PICKLE BACK THEORY: Dill pickle juice is one of the best chasers for whiskey, And rubbing alcohol is one of the best chasers for sweet pickles
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Andrew Hilary🇵🇸@AndrewHilaryUS·
Asheville! Your boy is rolling through THIS SATURDAY to host for @BrettHiker !! Show starts at 7pm, BE THERE!
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Brett Hiker@BrettHiker·
Why does every person from Boston act like they just broke out of a noogie filled 30-year headlock?
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Brett Hiker@BrettHiker·
@RazorLou “I can’t believe you don’t wanna see it. It’s really funny. David Cross is in it. There’s a scene where he says his mom puts too much Parmesan on the pizza cause she has palsy. It’s really funny. You should see it.” -Razor Lewis, 2002
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Brett Hiker@BrettHiker·
@RazorLou I have distinct memories of a 19 year old RazorLou (“Razor Lewis” at the time) defending Men in Black II to me in 2002
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Brett Hiker@BrettHiker·
There’s a reason the people who made up the Bible decided to make Hell “HOT". An earlier draft described Hell as “COLD", but everyone just kept butt-fucking. Then they edited it to say: “actually Hell is more like NYC in August” and then most people put their pants back on
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Brett Hiker@BrettHiker·
My general cadence during summer is just a 3 month Danny Glover impression where I replace “old” with “HOT”
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Caylee@2kaRask·
I didn’t hear Jon Cooper complaining about “too many men” when it was time to circumvent the cap
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