Brett Hiker

I believe a dog carrying a comically large stick should have the right of way in any and all situations

Maestro is an amazing film if you wanna see Bradley Cooper do a spot on impression of a person you’ve never heard speak and are only vaguely familiar with Plus the prosthetics make him look exactly like Carl Bernstein

Working on the set of The Penguin all week and let me tell you… the Bronx doesn’t need a whole lot of set dressing to become Gotham

Recently I was given the privilege of working on the stages where they filmed Citizen Kane, High Noon, Gone with the Wind, and Blame It on the Bellboy

#2023 @BrettHiker: comedian, or as he likes to call it, "chortle-monger." His fans love his incredible stories from his days working on Hollywood sets. Submissions are open for the upcoming Vail Comedy Festival, May 24-26, 2024. Link in bio!

@gest_w3 @Arda I came here to ask the same question

@Arda Is ESPN bringing back In The Crease.? My son was looking forward to watching it before school and was disappointed when it wasn’t on today.

@RazorLou @eliyudin I thought Year One was gonna win an Oscar 🤷🏻‍♂️

PICKLE BACK THEORY: Dill pickle juice is one of the best chasers for whiskey, And rubbing alcohol is one of the best chasers for sweet pickles

Apparently most of my act is now just pointing Thanks @nckhlmby & @bouldercomedyshow for the pics @ Rayback Collective instagram.com/p/Cn2ljmXOkiG/…

Asheville! Your boy is rolling through THIS SATURDAY to host for @BrettHiker !! Show starts at 7pm, BE THERE!

Why does every person from Boston act like they just broke out of a noogie filled 30-year headlock?

@KevinFroleiks Jordan Peele owes me $54

Saturday 9/10 8pm! Comedians Power Hour at Hi-Dive Denver w/ @shanetorres @BrettHiker David Gborie and more! highplainscomedyfestival.com/shows/2022/09/…

@RazorLou “I can’t believe you don’t wanna see it. It’s really funny. David Cross is in it. There’s a scene where he says his mom puts too much Parmesan on the pizza cause she has palsy. It’s really funny. You should see it.” -Razor Lewis, 2002

@RazorLou I have distinct memories of a 19 year old RazorLou (“Razor Lewis” at the time) defending Men in Black II to me in 2002

There’s a reason the people who made up the Bible decided to make Hell “HOT". An earlier draft described Hell as “COLD", but everyone just kept butt-fucking. Then they edited it to say: “actually Hell is more like NYC in August” and then most people put their pants back on

@vailcomedyfest @tugboatsim2019 Looks like I’m holding drugs (or one of those astronaut ice cream sandwiches)

#behindthescenes at #Vail #ComedyFestival 2022 venue, Bridge Street bar, #comedians Korey David @fakekoreydavid , Austin Black @austin_black__ _ and Zach Travis @tugboatsim2019 listening to Brett Hiker @bretthiker playing, read the #LastText message. | vailcomedyfestival.com

My general cadence during summer is just a 3 month Danny Glover impression where I replace “old” with “HOT”

Flashback to featured comedian, Brett Hiker @bretthiker,joking it up at Vail Comedy Festival 2022 Venue,Bridge Street Bar | vailcomedyfestival.com #biglaughs #vailpass #comediansofinstagram #comedianscomedyclub #comediansclub #comedynight #vailvillage #vaillive #vaildaily

I didn’t hear Jon Cooper complaining about “too many men” when it was time to circumvent the cap

Craig Berube looks like he should be taking deposits at Gringotts #StanleyCup #coloradoavalanche #STLvsCOL #stlouisblues #StanleyCupPlayoffs