Brett Taylor

@ZiaYusufUK hi mate can you look into student loans. It’s day light robbery, happy to have a chat.

Queues for miles at @AirportAlicante all for biometric scanning. They are after your finger prints. @ukinspain

Love Island is brain rot bad

Could get a dart in a Spiders arse this @LukeTheNuke180

A few thoughts on the recent riots: blogs.lse.ac.uk/politicsandpol…

@Adam_Wilkes16 @Hamer_C Big up Wilkes nice one 💪🏼💪🏼

@Hamer_C Yess lad, nice one 👊🏼

@hardestgeezer @BBCRadio2 @vernonkay

#ProjectAfrica Day 209-211: Day 209: 60.1km Day 210: 37.1km Day 211: 51.8km Total raised for charity: £77,397 You see me yeah. Mashed up differently right now. I look in the mirror I see a few things have changed in the last 211 days. Head is a jungle. Body is a wafer thin slice of tesco value ham. When you close your eyes you see the insides of your eyelids. When I close mine I see tarmac. I hear 10 tonne trucks making a b-line for my skull. I feel 38 degree sun cooking my soul. I wake up and it was all just a dream? No. The garmin says 0 on it again. Back on road. How can this be? Too many questions. Sometimes I feel like I know what’s going on, then I realise, I know nothing. The world famous game of life girls & boys. What a way🫡

Just bought this XL BULLY GOAT GRUFF off Crack Head dave

Missile tho 🤣

We are aware of an incident that happened in the first half of the match where a missile was thrown at Manchester City player Rico Lewis. This is unacceptable. The person responsible has been identified and removed from the ground by the police. Any individual found guilty of throwing missiles within the stadium will receive a banning order.

What isit day 2 at glasto and everyone is already looking angin 🤣👹

@Alphafox78 @Josh_Ward69

@chlomcdee That guy who falls over 🤣

Bloody love football

What the hell is it with modern architects? Build the ugliest hotel possible in a city that people visit because of its classic beauty...

Ruined my week this

Round 3 @WHP_Mcr

@elonmusk A Great British meme at that as well lad

And people who steal memes!

Boring Olympian

Harry Kane on top of a fire engine