Brett

Happy Anniversary @iamraynbow! I'm proud and excited to be celebrating 5 YEARS of married memories with you. Here's to a lifetime more! ❤️

@Guro2105 This Tweet-versary has been one of my most stable, reliable relationships.

@BrettTheIntern Happy 12-year anniversary! 🎉

One year from now I'll be celebrating the 1-year anniversary of writing this tweet.

@shaycarl @HeidiBriones Nah. This the final straw.

@HeidiBriones We specifically asked to be seated in the gay retard section!

Welcome to 𝕏. Someone will be by shortly to call you a retard.

@shaycarl Dude.

Trump has that monstrous edge that is helpful to deal with the bullies of the world!

@rejectedjokes Dublin or Belfast, obviously.✨

Figuring out next year’s tour stops for Ben Schwartz & Friends. What cities should we visit?

@Guro2105 what a decade wild ride this has been. I have you to thank for being my co-pilot each year. Here's to another 10! 🎉

@BrettTheIntern Happy 10-year anniversary! 🥳

@jacksfilms I really, really enjoyed this video — the style & tone fills a white space in the tech review world.

put your fingies all over this one youtu.be/P18F7LZptcw

new vid is up: Why you should care about Google's foldy phone

@nickgallo Open an Ireland office and I'll bring these on my first day.

P.S. Follow, Like, RT, Share (and comment) this tip so your peers can learn how to embrace the startup mindset 🔄 #growthhacker #share #like

As @loooponline CEO, I’ve received hundreds of resumes in the past year, and I’ve passed on Every. Single. One. They all fail to do the same exact thing. Let me explain.

@rrhoover And Skrillex’s feed is 30% you.

My TikTok feed is 30% Skrillex, Four Tet, and Fred Again rn

@ericnakagawa The Ioniq 5 will make you look like a FUTURISTIC dork!

Can someone please build an electric vehicle that doesn't make me look like an even bigger dork than I already am?

@MattEatsMochi I just started using Craft (craft.do), still the 1,000 blocks free limit but a bit cheaper than Notion.

oh I just found out how Notion monetizes. free won't work for me, so back to google docs it is -_-

Curled up in bed while watching #TheLastOfUsHBO with my husband of (almost) 9 years just healed a little part of my gay soul.

@ExtraGum What?! You're going to send me ANOTHER one of these boxes to celebrate the 8-year anniversary of when you first sent it? No, no, that's too generous. I couldn't possibl- okay, if you insist. 🙃

@ChrisGethard I am so very grateful. You have scratched the itch.✨

@BrettTheIntern Ten things by paul baribeau

@ChrisGethard Question! There’s a song on your hold music, it’s about living life before you die, reading books you’ve never read, screaming with friends at a concert, etc. I’ve been searching everywhere and need to hear it ASAP! Thanks.

@firstnameslucky My day is better after watching this.

@Guro2105 Thank you! What a joyous day it is! Looking forward to the big “1-0”

@BrettTheIntern Happy 9th anniversary! 🥳

@mediocrefilms From someone who played a jazz solo on the baby tuba in 8th grade with Michael Jordan in the audience and afterwards he touched my shoulder and said “nice job, you must be out of breath,” I’d say you’re missing out. That could be you, Greg. That could be you.

probably never gonna get around to learning how to play the tuba

G'mar chatima tova.

@rrhoover Hi Ryan, I see that you breathe in oxygen and expel carbon dioxide…

Some cold email pitches read like Mad Libs. E.g. "I see that you actively invest in Software in San Francisco"

“One day we’ll laugh about all of this.” - comedy writers in a writer’s room