Brian Baron

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 10 Aug 2009 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 10 Aug 2009 (via @twi_age).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 10 Aug 2009 (via @twi_age).

Mophine time...

6 am morph...soooo goood

@SelenaCoppock You are not alone

Fluids and morphine all night, baby..!!...WooHoo!!

@11_paulahull Modern medicine will tell....:)

Nice afternoon to be in the ER....

Steve Whalen was a hilarious guy who created a unique place for himself in the New York comedy scene. He’ll be missed.

@darrenrovell @SelenaCoppock ugh..

McDonald’s to sell limited edition six-pack of candles that smell like Quarter Pounder ingredients: Ketchup, Pickle, Cheese, Onion & Beef.

Travel Back In Time To Bill Graham's Fillmore East gothamist.com/arts-entertain…

I can always tell how cold it's gonna be the next day, by how much noise the radiators make to wake me up at 4 am.

Raise your hand if you believe Trump is a Russian asset ✋

@SenatorCollins You're a DISAPPOINTMENT. SO fuckin stupid.

WTF..???

Today we declared Pizza Rat to be our subway mascot, following a reader vote. Tonight we ask: who knows how to make a mascot costume? gothamist.com/arts-entertain…

@IamMikeCannon @SIRIUSXM One of the first comics I saw in NYC at an open mic.. Knew then he was a gonna be a "beast". Well done.

Also @siriusxm is premiering the FULL HOUR of stand up (25 more/unheard minutes than the special) this weekend 7 times on Raw Dog channel 99 before it officially drops on iTunes and streaming platforms Feb 21st. Thank you to everyone who has shared it and pls continue to do so.

I’m realistic about my status and reach, so I’m very proud of the fact that we hit 20k in a little over a week. We got a lot of promo coming this week with appearances on @Flagrant2Army @KFCradio @jtrain56 podcast and more. youtu.be/e96PGxRQunE

@ALT_uscis High as a kite

As others stand at attention for anthem, Trump fidgets, points, pretend-conducts the band miamiherald.com/news/politics-…